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conufoola 

noun= several species of small furry animals in a cave pulsing to a light.

verb= to join the several species of small furry animals in a cave pulsing to a light

adj= to be like several species of small furry animals in a cave pulsing to a light
noun= While ambling through the woods, I came upon a rare conufoola eating beef stew.

verb= When Ted found out he was schizophrenic, he later ran from his mentlal hosptial and conufooled with some hippo-birds.

adj= When he made the conufoola remark of "Be-bop ba bunk", I rolled my eyes and blacked out.

Warning: not responsible for attack by conufoolas, you must always wear protection when in one, because the fires they dance around can be very warm and invisible.

ALSO NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR LOSS OF EMO (be like Coono, the founder of conufoola's world wide. He enjoys playing with 4 year old Conoo's, and small talk about pecan pie. He had a dream when younger, to become a scriptwriter in Conufooland, but pursued a path of righteousness of the Conu people. Everyone hated him , and he went and lived in some guys facial hair.

many thanks to PINK FLOYD
conufoola by Goobie Halloran February 4, 2006

Confoosed 

basically when you’re confused but you are somehow more confused than confused so instead you are in fact, confoosed
“What even is math? I’M SO
CONFOOSED”
Confoosed by Randomperson409 September 4, 2018

Confoosed 

Another way of saying confused. Commonly used when your brain starts melting because of something absolutely ridiculous happening.
Me: I'm Confoosed. How did I end up getting a C grade in maths, when I studied really hard for it, and I always get As. What's goin on.
Confoosed by CuunCuunLips January 4, 2022

Confoozled 

"I'm totally confoozled by that math problem"
Confoozled by Michael Julian IV March 25, 2003
To poo. Or release feacal matter.
My dad 'dek' sits on the loo confouling for a long period of time.
confoul by nuclear duck October 28, 2010

confoozled 

(adj) To be both puzzled and confused at the same time.
That makes no sense! I'm confoozled!
confoozled by n/a March 4, 2003
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