confoolery
Unexplainable bullshit
confoolery by Ladii Gee April 20, 2018
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Cuntfoolery
Friend: I want one of these reels
Me: lol
Friend: I have the model which is nearly identical and its fucking awesome
Me: But you can't catch fish
Friend: i can
Friend: just not pussyfish
Me: I heard you was shit coz ur fingers r lyk hot dogs
Friend: bitches not complaining tho
Me: I see no bitches
Me: :-D
Friend: fuckoff cunt
Me: lol
Friend: i have had enough of this cuntfoolery
Me: Muahahahahahahaha
Me: lol
Friend: I have the model which is nearly identical and its fucking awesome
Me: But you can't catch fish
Friend: i can
Friend: just not pussyfish
Me: I heard you was shit coz ur fingers r lyk hot dogs
Friend: bitches not complaining tho
Me: I see no bitches
Me: :-D
Friend: fuckoff cunt
Me: lol
Friend: i have had enough of this cuntfoolery
Me: Muahahahahahahaha
Cuntfoolery by The Plonker December 5, 2011
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donfoolery
“Hey, you wanna engage in some Donfoolery”
“Nah mate, Can’t do that when I’m not mentally ill”
“Oh, fuck i forgot about that”
“Nah mate, Can’t do that when I’m not mentally ill”
“Oh, fuck i forgot about that”
donfoolery by SomeInternetPerson August 24, 2023
clownfoolery
Noun. A display of playful or foolish behavior which deliberately causes immediate or delayed self-embarrassment and the “embarrassment-by-association” of those around the individual.
Clownfoolery is often, but not exclusively, linked to the influence of drugs and alcohol on ones ability to asses the appropriateness of their behavior as dictated by the social setting. Alternatively, if the setting encourages otherwise inappropriate behavior, clownfoolery may be a means for an individual to display his level of inebriation or propensity towards humourous self-deprecation.
Clownfoolery is often, but not exclusively, linked to the influence of drugs and alcohol on ones ability to asses the appropriateness of their behavior as dictated by the social setting. Alternatively, if the setting encourages otherwise inappropriate behavior, clownfoolery may be a means for an individual to display his level of inebriation or propensity towards humourous self-deprecation.
Dave: Do you remember coming home from the bars last night, deciding to shotgun a beer, insisting on removing your pants prior to said shotgunning, tripping over said pants while attempting to remove them over your shoes, stabbing the beer can with a steak knife resulting in temporary blindness when the pressurized beer/foam spray hit you in the eye with comedic precision, proceeding to shotgun the beer with your eyes closed, spilling an obscene amount on yourself and the floor, and then pulling off your beer soaked shirt and using it to mop up, leaving you in only your boxers?
Luke: Hahahaha....<heavy sigh>... clownfoolery indeed.
Luke: Hahahaha....<heavy sigh>... clownfoolery indeed.
clownfoolery by Dluxx March 19, 2009
Cockfoolery
Cockfoolery by OGHairyGrandpa March 8, 2017
Cumfoolery
The chaotic, messy, and usually hilarious aftermath of a massive cumshot (or multiple cumshots) that gets absolutely everywhere, turning a simple hookup into an absolute disaster zone of fluids, awkward cleanup, and regret.
Bro, I was going for a quickie but ended up painting the entire room. There was cum on the walls, the ceiling fan, and both pillows. It was straight up cumfoolery in there. We spent 20 minutes trying to figure out how it even got behind the headboard."
Cumfoolery by The Tomfooler July 1, 2026
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