confooble 

to be confused or confusing, somewhat like a cactus in the breezeof nourishing sandpaper. see what you just felt? that was confoobling.

Person 1; "dude that rat is in the middle of a train eating cactus?!"

Person 2; "yeah thats about right.. BUT WTF IS THAT THING ON YOUR FACE?!"

Person 1; "my nose?"

Person 2; "...... you confooble me."

confooble by Ragadoll May 18, 2010

conpoopled 

adj.

1. Being unable to think with clarity or act with understanding and intelligence.

2. Lacking logical order or sense: a conpoopled set of instructions.

3. Chaotic; jumbled: a conpoopled mass of papers on the floor.

"Janine was conpoopled at the thought of why people would believe in and buy Q-ray ionized bracelets and not her magical cheese necklaces."

conpoopled by Raeft Invictus September 7, 2005

confoggled 

verb (used with object)

1. a mixture of the words "confused" and "boggled" meaning unclear and jumbled.
2. indicating a high level of disorder.

I doubt the intelligence of this person; their email is so confoggled.

confoggled by Jenla-lou August 6, 2012

Condoable 

A female with a high enough level of attractiveness to be brought to LaCosta Condominiums.

She fine she definitely condoable

Condoable by CoochKillla May 21, 2023

conoodle

making out with your boo in the deep end of the pool, using the assistance of cylindrical pieces of foam to stay afloat.

We conoodled in the pool as we hid from neighbor's prying eyes.

conoodle by Pirate Queen Chudzie and boo August 1, 2013

Confoosed 

basically when you’re confused but you are somehow more confused than confused so instead you are in fact, confoosed

“What even is math? I’M SO
CONFOOSED”

Confoosed by Randomperson409 September 4, 2018

comforble

the truest form of comfort, when you just sink into your couch with a blanket on and vibe

yo that shit just hit me man. i'm comforble as hell

comforble by Vigilanti May 6, 2020