Confirdled

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Eve: Why are you so confirdled?

Shayne: that's not a word.

Eve: Look it up!

Shayne: No, I'm working.

Eve: Here, I'll do it for you!

Confirdled by Waffliez December 22, 2021

Words you can keep

Confirmed Wavy

When someone does some Ye shit, they are Confirmed Wavy. Often substituted by the wave emoji (🌊)

My boy, Kidthony Cudtano leaked Yandhi. He Confirmed Wavy.

My boy, Kidthony Cudtano leaked Yandhi. He Confirmed Wavy.

Confirmed Wavy by Lord Popsicle April 25, 2019

Related Words

Confirdled • confuddled • Confizzled • confirmed bachelor • confirmed • confundled • confargled • confuddledness • Confudled • confirmed classic

half life 3 confirmed

An overused joke on facebook comments which implies everything has 3 subjects means that Half Life 3 will be released.

3 likes on this; half life 3 confirmed
3 dicks inside my ass; half life 3 confirmed

half life 3 confirmed by TwoBirdsStonedAtOnce July 30, 2013

Confirmed Sex Haver

Someone who has a child or has clearly evidenced they have sex.

Billy: Dad!

Dad: We’ve talked about this Billy.
Billy: (snidely) Confirmed sex haver

Confirmed Sex Haver by Slaken April 11, 2019

Confuddled

So freakin' confused and befuddled, you are unable to even distinguish between the two.

"I just subtracted five ducks from my chocolate pudding and got the Constitution of the U.S. Are ye confuddled?"

Confuddled by Mouse1010 February 14, 2006

Confuddled

Verb-Means very confused.

Zach is confuddled

Confuddled by Confuddled April 8, 2015

Confirmed for Brawl

Term used for when affirming a third person's present at a future event (or even yourself).

Derived from when Sonic the Hedgehog was confirmed for the Nintendo Wii game "Super Smash Brothers Brawl", which some people on forums went crazy about by posting "SONIC CONFIRMED FOR BRAWL".

Party Host: "So, is Dave gonna be able to make it tonight?"
Geeky Guest: "DAVE CONFIRMED FOR BRAWL"

Dave: "You coming down the pub tonight?"
John: "JOHN CONFIRMED FOR BRAWL"

Confirmed for Brawl by Mallowman87 January 12, 2008

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026