Confirdled

To be confused.

Eve: Why are you so confirdled?

Shayne: that's not a word.

Eve: Look it up!

Shayne: No, I'm working.

Eve: Here, I'll do it for you!

by Waffliez December 22, 2021

Confirmed Wavy

When someone does some Ye shit, they are Confirmed Wavy. Often substituted by the wave emoji (🌊)

My boy, Kidthony Cudtano leaked Yandhi. He Confirmed Wavy.

My boy, Kidthony Cudtano leaked Yandhi. He Confirmed Wavy.

by Lord Popsicle April 25, 2019

half life 3 confirmed

An overused joke on facebook comments which implies everything has 3 subjects means that Half Life 3 will be released.

3 likes on this; half life 3 confirmed
3 dicks inside my ass; half life 3 confirmed

by TwoBirdsStonedAtOnce July 30, 2013

Confirmed Sex Haver

Someone who has a child or has clearly evidenced they have sex.

Billy: Dad!

Dad: We’ve talked about this Billy.
Billy: (snidely) Confirmed sex haver

by Slaken April 11, 2019

Confuddled

So freakin' confused and befuddled, you are unable to even distinguish between the two.

"I just subtracted five ducks from my chocolate pudding and got the Constitution of the U.S. Are ye confuddled?"

by Mouse1010 February 14, 2006

Confuddled

Verb-Means very confused.

Zach is confuddled

by Confuddled April 8, 2015

Confirmed for Brawl

Term used for when affirming a third person's present at a future event (or even yourself).

Derived from when Sonic the Hedgehog was confirmed for the Nintendo Wii game "Super Smash Brothers Brawl", which some people on forums went crazy about by posting "SONIC CONFIRMED FOR BRAWL".

Party Host: "So, is Dave gonna be able to make it tonight?"
Geeky Guest: "DAVE CONFIRMED FOR BRAWL"

Dave: "You coming down the pub tonight?"
John: "JOHN CONFIRMED FOR BRAWL"

by Mallowman87 January 12, 2008