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Confectionery is the art of making confections, which are food items that are rich in sugar and carbohydrates.

Sugar in chocolate and other forms of confectionery is one of the major causes of tooth decay

crusty be like "I'll take you to the candy shop"

confectionery by sal1 January 16, 2021

Words you can keep

the natural confectionery

The best fucking sweets on the planet

"Man I'm dyin' for some jungle jellies or some shit"
"Yeah bro the natural confectionery are the fucking shit"

the natural confectionery by Kram22 March 5, 2021

Stupendous confectionery

To describe someone as a formal “sweet one” politely and with class.

You are a stupendous confectionery

Stupendous confectionery by Annoynyms73929284739 June 19, 2022

Stupendous Confectionary

After Chris Eubank’s appearance on Gogglebox, all members of the UK community have agreed on a new term to replace ‘Sweet Ones’, namely Stupendous Confectionary. This term describes very beautiful girls who catch the eye of somebody

Before : ‘Look at that lighty over there, she’s a sweet one on my mothers!’
After : ‘Yo g, that lighty is some stupendous confectionary!’

Stupendous Confectionary by El Nigrito July 9, 2019

confectionary drive-by

When you throw sweets and or chocolate at people as you drive past them in a car

"oh did that guy start some beef with you? want to confectionary drive-by his arse?"

confectionary drive-by by iamfrenchi May 13, 2008

Stupendous Confectionary

Think of this as the Gucci version of the rinsed Poundland term sweet one. Stupendous confectionery is an exaggerated term used to compliment people nowadays.

Jay: Ayo pree that ting over there she’s sweet ahlie.

Tyrique: yhhhh bro coming like one stupendous confectionary

Stupendous Confectionary by Onlyandrxa July 12, 2019

Scrumptious Confectionary

When the confectionary is just simply scrumptious

William: Oscar, may I please have some of that scrumptious confectionary?
Oscar: No. It is far too scrumptious for the likings of you!

Scrumptious Confectionary by confectionary November 24, 2021

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026