confido 

Confido refers to two things, (i)one physical and (ii) one psychological. Although different, the two concepts closely intertwine.

i) The Confido is a legendary tattoo made famous by a young man from the city of Trondheim in Norway. Unique in style, placement and artwork, the Confido works as a sexual magnet on both male and female admirers. What the word confido really means is quite a mystery, with explanations depending on the alchohol level of the Confido bearer.

ii) Various interpretations of the Confido tattoo have lead to similar conclutions. Confido probably has something to do with self esteem, and/or trust in oneself. This means that a man with high belief in his own abilities has a high confido. A man with low self esteem and who is full of self-pity posseses no confido at all.

1) Confido-guy: "Man, I had to cover up the Confido at Bunnpris today.. The female cusomers just wouldn't stop looking at it!"

2) Confido-guy: "Shit! Guess what!? Today, at Bunnpris of course, I was approached by two hot blonde twins begging to lick my Confido. Due to my high level of confido I let them do it!"

3) Co-worker at BP Buran: "My life sucks! I haven't had any pussy for years, noone wants to sell me pot, I have no friends, and i even suck big-time at playing Counter Strike!"
Confido-guy: "Hey, dude, you REALLY need to boost your confido. Have you thought about getting a tattoo?"

confido by Tore Topplokk November 1, 2009

checkpoint confidence 

Checkpoint confidence is the feeling of safety you get after earning a checkpoint in a video game, that ups your tendency to do risky things now that you know you won't lose your last bit of hard earned progress if you are immediately killed.

"Why are you suddenly rushing them, Gavin? You'll die!"

"Yeah well I have checkpoint confidence right now."

checkpoint confidence by GhostOfRedditPast January 29, 2020

Confidence Check 

A quick morale check, between two or more people, prior to entering into a situation in which a high level of confidence is required.

Paul: "Confidence check."

Mike: "90 percent."

Paul: "Good enough, now let's go make an approach on that 2-set"

Confidence Check by brandonmichaelblack.com March 14, 2012

confodoma 

When your penis wraps all the way around your waist and then enters into your own rectum.

Pronounced:
Con-faw-da-maw

"When I got drunk I woke up with a confodoma."

confodoma by Dr. Aarben October 25, 2012

confidence 

having the ability to walk through a hallway full of people and not caring what they think.

Dang, Alexandra sure has confidence.💘

confidence by xx. -A. April 30, 2016

confident tub 

A tubby person with great stature and confidence.

Henry Pope has quite the confident tub

confident tub by uGxFatal February 22, 2015

farting with confidence 

When you're worried that if you fart you'll accidentally shit in your pants (aka draw mud).

"I never got sick in India, but there were definitely some patches where I wasn't farting with confidence!"

"They have an awesome chilli paste which on many occasions has stopped me farting with confidence."

farting with confidence by captainlarry February 8, 2010