Condomful

Absolutely wonderful

Today was just condomful!

by Anon-nerd July 18, 2011

Condomful

A synonym for Wonderful.

Person A: Hey, did you see that concert last night?
Person B: Yeah, it was totally Condomful! I had such a great time!

by Teen Nerdfighter July 18, 2011

Condonkulated

Conflated beyond the state of repair; Redonkulasly entangled

Their relationship is absolutely condonkulated, they are screwed. The very fact that we still use paper medical records is absolutely condonkulated.

by iammrmadeaword March 8, 2019

condomplate

to contemplate whether or not a condom is needed in the heat of a sexual act.

1. Jimmy had some serious condomplating to do when he was having a hard time opening the condom wrapper.

2. While Jenny was waiting for Jimmy to open the condom wrapper she condomplated whether the condom was necessary or not, she was on birth control after all.

by heymon October 25, 2009

Condomulation

The act of putting on a condom. Also, condomulating.

"I was just beginning condomulation when she suddenly told me to stop, and that this was a bad idea."
"God, sisters can be so cruel."

by Plummy Mummy July 13, 2010

condomfetti

mass quantites of condoms (new in wrappers) are thrown around like confetti at a party.
a fairly disgusting concept. one should avoid any party where condomfetti will be thrown around.

Bill and Bob thought it would be a great idea to get some condomfetti for the party they were planning, thinking it would lead to many "happy endings". however, they neglected to realize how hard it would be to clean up all the condomfetti after the party and had some explaining to do when their parents came home.

by pb foot January 17, 2010

Condomplation

The moment of deliberation just before sex in which one decides whether or not to use a condom.

"Is she ovulating right now? She doesn't look like she's ovulating. When did she say her period was? Last week, I think. Or maybe the week before. I wonder if I'd make a good father..."

Last night I was lost in Condomplation.

by tsukiatari July 21, 2009