Condomerate
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conglomerate
conglomerate by christian luyando February 11, 2009
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condomplate
1. Jimmy had some serious condomplating to do when he was having a hard time opening the condom wrapper.
2. While Jenny was waiting for Jimmy to open the condom wrapper she condomplated whether the condom was necessary or not, she was on birth control after all.
2. While Jenny was waiting for Jimmy to open the condom wrapper she condomplated whether the condom was necessary or not, she was on birth control after all.
condomplate by heymon October 25, 2009
Word of the Day on August 26, 2011
Condomplate
She threw me in my bed, ripped off my pants, and that's when I had to condomplate. I mean sure, I've got a few condoms in my bedside drawer, but do I really want to risk ruining the moment?
Condomplate by Treyfo' September 13, 2011
Condombate
1) The act of masturbating with a condom on. Primarily done to avoid cleaning up afterwards.
2) An alternate way of playing the penis game, where one uses the word condombate instead of contemplate.
2) An alternate way of playing the penis game, where one uses the word condombate instead of contemplate.
1)
Mike: Dude, I just found a condom in the toilet. Did someone have sex last night?
Eugene: Nah, it was just me. I condombated to some porn.
2)
Last night, as I was staring at the stars, I was condombating the myriad mysteries of the universe.
Mike: Dude, I just found a condom in the toilet. Did someone have sex last night?
Eugene: Nah, it was just me. I condombated to some porn.
2)
Last night, as I was staring at the stars, I was condombating the myriad mysteries of the universe.
Condombate by groundhawk April 2, 2012
Condomplate
When a sexual partners hygiene is a little questionable so you take a moment and condomplate the situation on whether to catch the skeet or let it blow like a Twinkie because YOLO
When she took off her draws I instantly started to condomplate the situation while observing the noticeable lingering smell coming from her.
Condomplate by Waterhead N Fireman August 1, 2019
Consoberate
Consoberate by Sparky sparky boom man August 5, 2008
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