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Condomerate

A way of allowing or permitting someone to do something.
I now condomerate this behaviour.
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your conglomerate is your hustle:what you do to make money.
by christian luyando February 11, 2009
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condomplate

to contemplate whether or not a condom is needed in the heat of a sexual act.
1. Jimmy had some serious condomplating to do when he was having a hard time opening the condom wrapper.

2. While Jenny was waiting for Jimmy to open the condom wrapper she condomplated whether the condom was necessary or not, she was on birth control after all.
by heymon October 25, 2009
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Condomplate

To contemplate the use of a condom.
She threw me in my bed, ripped off my pants, and that's when I had to condomplate. I mean sure, I've got a few condoms in my bedside drawer, but do I really want to risk ruining the moment?
by Treyfo' September 13, 2011
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Condombate

1) The act of masturbating with a condom on. Primarily done to avoid cleaning up afterwards.

2) An alternate way of playing the penis game, where one uses the word condombate instead of contemplate.
1)

Mike: Dude, I just found a condom in the toilet. Did someone have sex last night?

Eugene: Nah, it was just me. I condombated to some porn.

2)
Last night, as I was staring at the stars, I was condombating the myriad mysteries of the universe.
by groundhawk April 2, 2012
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Condomplate

When a sexual partners hygiene is a little questionable so you take a moment and condomplate the situation on whether to catch the skeet or let it blow like a Twinkie because YOLO
When she took off her draws I instantly started to condomplate the situation while observing the noticeable lingering smell coming from her.
by Waterhead N Fireman August 1, 2019
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Consoberate

When a sober person is considerate to a drunk person.
Chris (sober): Dude, heres a pillow for you.

Dustin (drunk): Thanks man, you're so consoberate!
by Sparky sparky boom man August 5, 2008
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