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Condomcrat 

Extrememly liberal democrats who believe the world should run on peace and love, when really in reality eternal peace and love is impossible due to human nature. They are very, very anti-military. They support gays but those idiots discredit veterens, heck they even probably even think Servicemen should be kicked on the streets to starve. Those retards believe government to forcefully enter homes to confiscate weapons (Guns, Knives) from the citizenry. Also, those condomcrats believe that we should replace military buildings with federally funded whorehouses and gay clubs.
They believe that peace and love with everyone, even hostile nations that will always hate us and be a threat to us is more important than American Nationalism and Solidarity.

Famous Condomcrats- Hillary Clinton, Jesse Jackson, Ted Kennedy.
Condomcrat by The Harmeister June 21, 2005

condomplate

to contemplate whether or not a condom is needed in the heat of a sexual act.
1. Jimmy had some serious condomplating to do when he was having a hard time opening the condom wrapper.

2. While Jenny was waiting for Jimmy to open the condom wrapper she condomplated whether the condom was necessary or not, she was on birth control after all.
condomplate by heymon October 25, 2009
Word of the Day on August 26, 2011

Condomulation

The act of putting on a condom. Also, condomulating.
"I was just beginning condomulation when she suddenly told me to stop, and that this was a bad idea."
"God, sisters can be so cruel."
Condomulation by Plummy Mummy July 13, 2010

condomsation 

The feeling of removing a condom during sex
Dude condomsation was great last night.
condomsation by cripplechrist September 5, 2014

Condomplation 

The moment of deliberation just before sex in which one decides whether or not to use a condom.
"Is she ovulating right now? She doesn't look like she's ovulating. When did she say her period was? Last week, I think. Or maybe the week before. I wonder if I'd make a good father..."

Last night I was lost in Condomplation.
Condomplation by tsukiatari July 21, 2009

condomsation 

When a man ejaculates inside a condom, and moisture particles form on the outside of the condom.
I hate the hassle of dealing with the contraceptive after condomsation has occured.
condomsation by rcebr April 26, 2011

Condomplate

To contemplate the use of a condom.
She threw me in my bed, ripped off my pants, and that's when I had to condomplate. I mean sure, I've got a few condoms in my bedside drawer, but do I really want to risk ruining the moment?
Condomplate by Treyfo' September 13, 2011
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