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condomplate

to contemplate whether or not a condom is needed in the heat of a sexual act.
1. Jimmy had some serious condomplating to do when he was having a hard time opening the condom wrapper.

2. While Jenny was waiting for Jimmy to open the condom wrapper she condomplated whether the condom was necessary or not, she was on birth control after all.
condomplate by heymon October 25, 2009
Word of the Day on August 26, 2011
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Condomplate

To contemplate the use of a condom.
She threw me in my bed, ripped off my pants, and that's when I had to condomplate. I mean sure, I've got a few condoms in my bedside drawer, but do I really want to risk ruining the moment?
Condomplate by Treyfo' September 13, 2011

Condomplate

When a sexual partners hygiene is a little questionable so you take a moment and condomplate the situation on whether to catch the skeet or let it blow like a Twinkie because YOLO
When she took off her draws I instantly started to condomplate the situation while observing the noticeable lingering smell coming from her.

Condomplate

When you're trying to decide if you should wear a rubber.
I just met her last night so let me condomplate for a minute.
Condomplate by kissesfromcali August 10, 2016

condomplate

to contemplate about buying a condom
contemplating of buying a condom
1. I was condomplating at the grocery earlier.
2. You should condomplate if you're meeting up with your ex tonight.
condomplate by [d]ud[z] August 24, 2011

Condomplate

To consider having safe sex with
I was out last night and condomplated just about every guy I saw

Condomulation

The act of putting on a condom. Also, condomulating.
"I was just beginning condomulation when she suddenly told me to stop, and that this was a bad idea."
"God, sisters can be so cruel."
Condomulation by Plummy Mummy July 13, 2010