Kit's definitions

Malörted

The act of haven taken a shot of Jeppson's Malört, which is considered a form of delicious self-abuse. Especially popular in the Chicagoland area.

Help me I've been Malörted!!

by KiT November 23, 2019

Smoke Bombing

To leave a group outing without saying goodbye and no one noticing. A synonym to the Irish Goodbye or Ghosting.

Dan: I couldn't find you at the wedding last night,where were you?
Angela: Sorry I was smoke bombing and got the hell out of there!

by KiT April 23, 2015

PINK

Passive Income No Kids.
The true goal in life. Better than a DINK.

Marcia Roy on Succession is not a PINK since Logan died, because she technically has a son...

by KiT May 23, 2023

deek

A family friendly way to say the word for male genetalia 😊

OMG look at his deek ! / His deek is wrinkly

by kit August 13, 2023

Slut Shower

When you are in a rush so you wash your various body parts while hunched over a sink

Gotta run, guess I'll take a slut shower

by KiT May 16, 2019

AOL disk

A fun thing to put in your microwave.

Look at the pretty colours!

by Kit January 14, 2005

bag o' tricks

your playing soccer and you pull out a bunch of skills (tricks) to get the ball around a player, but then another player is there so you do it again, and it repeats itself

(George is entering a pack of defenders)
George: "uh oh"
Bob: "Pull out your bag o' tricks"

by Kit April 3, 2005