Condemption
I.e. Mike is in total condemption that he is retarted and handy crapped but after he reads this he will just be condemned to sucka my balls.
Condemption by D.r. SmYth May 31, 2009
napa valley conception
A method of conception where by one lesbian performs fellatio on a man, swishes his load around in her mouth, and spits it into her partner's vagina in hopes of causing a pregnancy.
Those two dykes wanted to have a baby, so I met them at the Holiday Inn for a napa valley conception.
napa valley conception by Opie Post December 25, 2013
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Consumption Vortex
The fastest was to crush beers with the boys, once you enter the consumption vortex there’s no turning back.
Consumption Vortex by JarritoSuds April 17, 2020
Consumption Vortex
when you have consumed the amount of alcohol where you have the ability to unlock 100% of your brain. exiting the simulation and entering a separate reality. the border of death but your too deep in the vortex to give a single fuck. nothing matters besides beer at this point. god bless you.
Consumption Vortex by Ryan Janka February 13, 2021
Conception Balm
Obviously semen but more specifically semen used as a lubricant after the performance of a creampie. In most cases, the person providing the semen will be the conception balm user at the time of second sexual encounter. If someone else is using your conception balm, it is simply sloppy seconds.
Conception Balm by RedRedRed Red May 25, 2016
Consumption
Consumption is an old name for tuberculosis (TB) that describes how the illness wastes away or consumes its victims.
Consumption by HayCat128 September 7, 2009
Andrew Brydon Conception
Person one: Someone threw up in my asshole and I had this really ugly kid; it was like an Andrew Brydon Conception
Person two: Wanna read slash?
Person one: *suicide nades*
Person two: Wanna read slash?
Person one: *suicide nades*
Andrew Brydon Conception by Kylie Whitaker May 18, 2008
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doorwall
A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
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Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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