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Condemption

To feel condemned but to not realize it till after the fact that you have realized it.
I.e. Mike is in total condemption that he is retarted and handy crapped but after he reads this he will just be condemned to sucka my balls.
by D.r. SmYth May 31, 2009
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napa valley conception

A method of conception where by one lesbian performs fellatio on a man, swishes his load around in her mouth, and spits it into her partner's vagina in hopes of causing a pregnancy.
Those two dykes wanted to have a baby, so I met them at the Holiday Inn for a napa valley conception.
by Opie Post December 25, 2013
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Consumption Vortex

The fastest was to crush beers with the boys, once you enter the consumption vortex there’s no turning back.
It’s Friday lads, time to enter the consumption vortex.
by JarritoSuds April 17, 2020
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Consumption Vortex

when you have consumed the amount of alcohol where you have the ability to unlock 100% of your brain. exiting the simulation and entering a separate reality. the border of death but your too deep in the vortex to give a single fuck. nothing matters besides beer at this point. god bless you.
god made me to get lost in the consumption vortex
by Ryan Janka February 13, 2021
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Conception Balm

Obviously semen but more specifically semen used as a lubricant after the performance of a creampie. In most cases, the person providing the semen will be the conception balm user at the time of second sexual encounter. If someone else is using your conception balm, it is simply sloppy seconds.
The second time is the best, especially when I leave behind some conception balm.
by RedRedRed Red May 25, 2016
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Consumption

Consumption is an old name for tuberculosis (TB) that describes how the illness wastes away or consumes its victims.
Characters in both Angela's Ashes and Moulin Rouge die of consumption.
by HayCat128 September 7, 2009
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Andrew Brydon Conception

The act of throwing up in someone else's asshole.
Person one: Someone threw up in my asshole and I had this really ugly kid; it was like an Andrew Brydon Conception
Person two: Wanna read slash?
Person one: *suicide nades*
by Kylie Whitaker May 18, 2008
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