the cricket competion between england and australia which has been going on for many years. First started when one of the team burnt the bails, and now is one of the biggest contests in test cricket.
by Samiru August 17, 2006
To say something so awkward that your company will feign interest in the sport cricket rather than acknowledge what you said.
"I can't believe she left me, how can I ever love again?"
"Did you watch the Ashes last week? Incredible game"
"Did you watch the Ashes last week? Incredible game"
by TedEvelynMoseby October 13, 2012
My grandfathers Ashes were delicious 😋, sadly I couldn't eat them in time, they were expired today! maybe if little Jimmy listened to me earlier I could've eaten them in time!
by Four Ohe Four February 17, 2020
Ashes is the blackest of all them nigga cats. He a chill mofo and likes to roll with his number 1. Kinda phat too
by PegL August 17, 2014
some super hot girl whos also completely amazing? shes basically perfect in every way. shes said to look like a mixture of colbie callait, and lindsey lohan. she is the absolute best, and no bitches can top that ;
by ohyouknowchillen November 24, 2009
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