Conswerve 

When low on marijuana you resort to alcohol in order to get fucked up.(While in a vehicle; driving)

While in Cancun Mexico, two friends were running low on pot and trying to conserve. Instead of smoking a heat bowl of nug. They decided to get drunk and "conswerve."

Conswerve by PwnDank August 29, 2009

Conserve School 

Deep in the North Woods, surrounded by towing pine, there is a campus, sprinkled with lakes and wilderness beauty. A tranquil place for high school students to learn and grow with 60 other students who share their unique passion and love for life and the environment.

Conserve School changed my life, gave me the best friends I will ever know. It showed me how to live, but more importantly, how I want to live. This is the most amazing place, it is my home.

Conserve School by The Chicago River Goddess November 19, 2014

Conservegan 

1. Combination of the words Conservative and Vegan.
2. People who believe the best way to ensure their survival is by following plant based protein diets.
3. People who follow a diet without meat, dairy or glutinous processed food. Diet includes fruit, vegetables, beans, legumes, certain grains and nuts. A type of vegetarian diet that excludes meat, dairy products, and all other animal-derived ingredients as well as foods that are processed using animal products such as refined white sugar.

A conservegan believes the best way to ensure their survival is through a superior and/or evolved diet and conservative principals.

Conservegan by SpitFire4Truth August 4, 2019

Conservapiss 

The act of multiple inebriated individuals with right-of-center beliefs collectively urinating – standing side-by-side facing the same direction. The ritual is meant to signify the power of the conservative movement, as well as ignite feelings of dominion over the Earth. Ronald Reagan is the only man able to do this by himself.

Random Girl: Why are you guys pissing together?

Ryan: We're taking a conservapiss. Fuck off.

Jon: LOL.

Conservapiss by BeckHannity January 23, 2011

Conservabitch

Alternative of libtards for right-wing republicans

This fucking 60 yr old republican kept calling me a libtard while complaining about the media - what a conservabitch!

Conservabitch by UnfazedVik July 20, 2021

Conservation of ninjutsu 

A law of the Universe, that states that there is a finite amount of ninjutsu available to each side during any given battle. If there are many ninjas, they are all awarded a fraction of the total ninjutsu, or 1/N where N is the number of ninjas present in the fight.

This is the reason why hordes of ninja warriors will be dispatched relatively easily, whereas the lone ninja is almost unstoppable.

Practical applications of the law of Conservation of ninjutsu:

Sir! There's an army of ninjas heading this way!

Don't worry, we can take them.

Oh wait... it seems they've given up, sir. There's only one guy.

GOD DAMN IT RUN!

Conservation of ninjutsu by Kirbytroid June 5, 2011

conservapedia 

A fundamentalist Christian wiki encyclopaedia project which promotes Biblical creation and rejects science. Heavily criticised by both conservatives and liberals, it is the subject of ridicule from those who are used to getting information without a heavy dose of fundamentalist hilarity.

Conservapedia says:

1) all kangaroos are descended from a single pair who were on Noah's Ark.
2) gravity is an unproven theory.
2) Einstein's General Relativity "has nothing to do with physics".
3) only followers of Christianity are capable of religious faith
4) atheists are incapable of being moral
5) Jews are "touchy" about the Holocaust

conservapedia by kronix March 3, 2007