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Computercate 

To make something more complicated than it would have been had you not used the "convenience" of technology.
Person 1-Hey, let's figure out how to get to that new club. I'll wait the 10 minutes for my computer to power up, get on line and sift through the 100 results on the search engine before waiting for the interactive map to load which gives step by step instructions on how to get there from your current location.

Person 2-It's 3 blocks away on the corner of Main and 1st, don't computercate things?
Computercate by Trebleclef44 November 19, 2009
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ComputerTech 

ComputerTech is on every IRC (internet relay chat) network. Has no knowledge of fixing computers. Has the channel #ComputerTech (irc.Rizon.net, irc.Irc-nerds.net).

ComputerTech loves to shag sheep. Sometimes clueless. But in the end, he's a good guy. Friendly. Cares what others say.
ComputerTech loves to shag sheep.
ComputerTech by IamFoxy January 7, 2022

Computerated 

Computerated, To make assemble or produce something with a computurised device. Computerated is also a shortening of two words, Those words being Computer and Generated.
By using this word you are effectively making any given sentence shorter and eaiser to say.
Many movies have been computerated,
which is sad as actors are no longer needed for acting.
Computerated by Brakey January 27, 2009

computercide 

When a Windows OS shuts it self down, may not restart.
Dude i dowloaded porn and my pc commited computercide. I was so damn pissed
computercide by EL CATRACHO January 25, 2008

stupid computerfaced brat 

that one kid who lives/lived on your street and is obsessed with fortnite. his mother spoils him with whatever she wants. causing him to be a little brat. everyone hates this kid and thinks he's annoying, but he thinks everyone is his best friend. he owns a shelf full of fidget spinners, and like 5 MacBook airs. when he doesn't get his way, he screams like a 2 year old.
that little stupid computerfaced brat that lives on my street screamed at me last week when I wouldn't give him my tablet.

commputercation

A mark of success in communicating thoughts and ideas through a computer device. The purpose and goal of commputercating.
I get e-mails from guys all the time on OK Stupid, but there is very little in the way of commputercation going on, just a bunch of requests for photos. Ugh!

computerware 

All hardware and software components of a computer system.
The StrawRaspBananaBerry pie mini computer is a fully open source device as all computerware is under a GPL 2.0 license.
computerware by zamicol January 6, 2016