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To fail miserably at various things.

Examples of such things failed at are: video games, talking to women, and sexual intercourse. Basically life.
Also while having sex with someone, you call that person the wrong name (a name of a someone you had previous relations with).
The com puts an emphasis on the fail.
-USE 1-
Guy 1: Dude you suck at video games. You are always dying...
Guy 2: Yeah I know, I know, I am a comfail.
Guy 3: Yeah you are.
-USE 2-
Guy 1: Man I called her Tasha..... Her name was Emily
Guy 2: Dude that's a comfail and a half....
Guy 1: That halted any chances of sex after...
Comfail by Jsizzlac November 8, 2009
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Confailulations 

interjection - "an expression of joy in the the Failure of another"

Pronunciation: "Kun-fayul-u-lay-shuns"
C-rowe: I'm extra late for class.. still debating on if I should go.

Elfresh: is there Time leniency??

C-Rowe: I'm not late.. lmao.. miscalculated

Elfresh: Confailulations -__-
Confailulations by Elfresh June 13, 2013
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(adjective) A description of something done in a comfortable manner. Not to be confused with comfy.
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Comfable 

So comfortable/laid back it looses a syllable.
These fuzzy pajama pants are so comfable
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comfabled 

this paper hasn't me so comfabled
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Comail is coming from Comail Tabaar character who is enough charming that everyone knows him as the greatest guy they ever met!
Oh he likes Comail because he is so charming and attractive!
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confailulations

Pronounced/Sounds Like: con-fail-u-lay-shuns

Meaning:
1.) A funny, sarcastic way to say “congratulations on failing.”

2.) It is a slang word that mixes “congratulations” and “fail.” It is used sarcastically when someone takes an L, makes a mistake, or fails in a funny or obvious way.

3.) It means someone had a major fail moment, got cooked, or did something goofy, so you say Confailulations as a funny roast.

4.) Like "Oops, you messed up!” but said in a funny way.

5.) taking an L, messed up, or fumbled, and you are jokingly congratulating them for it.

6)It is sarcastic. You say it when someone does something wrong, silly, or embarrassing, but you are joking.

7.) It is a roast-style word. It means, “Congrats, you failed,” as a funny tease a friend.

Word breakdown:
Con = from “congratulations”
Fail = messing up or not succeeding
-ulations = the ending sound from “congratulations”

Portmanteau of Congratulations + Fail = Confailulations

**Example:**
Friend: “I studied all night and still failed the quiz.”
You: “Confailulations.”

Best use:
Use it with friends as a joke, not when someone is seriously upset.
"Confailulations, Jack Doherty you turned a simple task into a side quest."

“Jynxzi, Not you fumbling the easiest win, Confailulations!!!!!!”

"Kai Cenat got cooked, plated, and served Bro, Confailulations!!!"

xQc studied all night and still failed? Confailulations bruh.

"Yikes Mr. Beast That was not a fail, that was a DELUXE fail!!!! Confailulations."

"Ibai You did your best… and your best said, ‘Nahhhh I lied.’ Confailulations bruh.”

“Bro took the biggest L and still tried to explain it. Confailulations.”

“You tried to flex and dropped your phone? Confailulations, you got cooked.”

“Pokimane: ‘I got this.’
Game: ‘No you don’t.’
Chat: ‘Confailulations.’”
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