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Comfail

To fail miserably at various things.

Examples of such things failed at are: video games, talking to women, and sexual intercourse. Basically life.
Also while having sex with someone, you call that person the wrong name (a name of a someone you had previous relations with).
The com puts an emphasis on the fail.
-USE 1-
Guy 1: Dude you suck at video games. You are always dying...
Guy 2: Yeah I know, I know, I am a comfail.
Guy 3: Yeah you are.
-USE 2-
Guy 1: Man I called her Tasha..... Her name was Emily
Guy 2: Dude that's a comfail and a half....
Guy 1: That halted any chances of sex after...
by Jsizzlac November 8, 2009
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Confailulations

interjection - "an expression of joy in the the Failure of another"

Pronunciation: "Kun-fayul-u-lay-shuns"
C-rowe: I'm extra late for class.. still debating on if I should go.

Elfresh: is there Time leniency??

C-Rowe: I'm not late.. lmao.. miscalculated

Elfresh: Confailulations -__-
by Elfresh June 13, 2013
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So comfortable/laid back it looses a syllable.
These fuzzy pajama pants are so comfable
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comail

Comail is coming from Comail Tabaar character who is enough charming that everyone knows him as the greatest guy they ever met!
Oh he likes Comail because he is so charming and attractive!
by Comail’s fan November 22, 2021
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