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confailulations

Pronounced/Sounds Like: con-fail-u-lay-shuns

Meaning:
1.) A funny, sarcastic way to say “congratulations on failing.”

2.) It is a slang word that mixes “congratulations” and “fail.” It is used sarcastically when someone takes an L, makes a mistake, or fails in a funny or obvious way.

3.) It means someone had a major fail moment, got cooked, or did something goofy, so you say Confailulations as a funny roast.

4.) Like "Oops, you messed up!” but said in a funny way.

5.) taking an L, messed up, or fumbled, and you are jokingly congratulating them for it.

6)It is sarcastic. You say it when someone does something wrong, silly, or embarrassing, but you are joking.

7.) It is a roast-style word. It means, “Congrats, you failed,” as a funny tease a friend.

Word breakdown:
Con = from “congratulations”
Fail = messing up or not succeeding
-ulations = the ending sound from “congratulations”

Portmanteau of Congratulations + Fail = Confailulations

**Example:**
Friend: “I studied all night and still failed the quiz.”
You: “Confailulations.”

Best use:
Use it with friends as a joke, not when someone is seriously upset.
"Confailulations, Jack Doherty you turned a simple task into a side quest."

“Jynxzi, Not you fumbling the easiest win, Confailulations!!!!!!”

"Kai Cenat got cooked, plated, and served Bro, Confailulations!!!"

xQc studied all night and still failed? Confailulations bruh.

"Yikes Mr. Beast That was not a fail, that was a DELUXE fail!!!! Confailulations."

"Ibai You did your best… and your best said, ‘Nahhhh I lied.’ Confailulations bruh.”

“Bro took the biggest L and still tried to explain it. Confailulations.”

“You tried to flex and dropped your phone? Confailulations, you got cooked.”

“Pokimane: ‘I got this.’
Game: ‘No you don’t.’
Chat: ‘Confailulations.’”

Confailulations

Fake congratulations given to someone because they failed or messed up
You tried to fix the ya car and broke it mo? Confailulations

Confailulations, u charged ur phone all night but forgot to plug the charger into the wall

Confagulations 

1. When two gay persons enter marriage and one wishes to sarcastically congratulate them

2. Sarcastic congratulation to anyone you dislike

1. Bob: "Scott and Ted finally tied the knot."
Tim: "Well, confagulations to them..."

2. Rick: "Hey guys, I just financed a new BMW!"
Walter: "Confagulations."
Confagulations by Ryan D. Ellis December 22, 2008

Confapulations 

Confapulating is the act of masturbating furiously in celebration of an event or achievement.

Derived from the word 'congratulations' in combination with the word 'fap' which is slang for masturbation.
"Dude! I just was in the spa bath and Jenny touched my dick!"
"Confapulations bro!"
"Hell yeah! I'm going into the other room to confapulate myself immediately!"
Confapulations by Baconstain June 6, 2013
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