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Cokerized
To be overwhelmed with apathy. To lose confidence, vitality, and aggression, especially in the face of a heart-breaking loss.
I used to get ticked off when the Hurricanes would lose, but now I've almost come to expect it. I've been Cokerized.
Cokerized by CanesAreAble September 17, 2008
cumprised
Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.
cumprised by Southern Gentelman December 16, 2007
Comried
When you get a woman to give you head minutes before she returns to her boyfriend/husband and plants a big kiss on him.
She sucked me off while I gave her a ride to her boyfriends house. She got out of the car and gave her boyfriend a nice kiss. I told him he had just been Comried.
Comried by Ryan Young June 10, 2007
Comversed
Having a conversation completely unrelated to the original status update through comments between two or more people that excludes the poster of the status update. The original poster will return to an email full of notifications of a conversation he/she was not a part of.
These tend to happen randomly and mystifies all others who read the randomly place public conversation.
Usually ends in the original posters profound confusion and slight anger over the useless notifications he received due to others using his/hers account as a personal chat window.
A phenomenon found on Facebook and Myspace.
Comversed is derived from a combination of Comment and Conversation. In the theme of Converse, Chucked can also be used.
These tend to happen randomly and mystifies all others who read the randomly place public conversation.
Usually ends in the original posters profound confusion and slight anger over the useless notifications he received due to others using his/hers account as a personal chat window.
A phenomenon found on Facebook and Myspace.
Comversed is derived from a combination of Comment and Conversation. In the theme of Converse, Chucked can also be used.
My friends Comversed my status update about photography and ended up talking about curing bacon. When I woke up I had 58 pointless email notifications.
Comversed by itemnumbernine September 3, 2009
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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