cumprised 

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

cumprised by Southern Gentelman December 16, 2007

Comerised 

When one eats so much food that one is unable to move. This is usually in conjunction with the use of marijuana edibles.

We ate so many pot edibles, we were comerised and unable to get off the couch

Comerised by Lisamd88 January 21, 2017

dickquila cumrise 

The dickquila cumrise is a cocktail for whores whereby a man retains his ejaculate in his foreskin, he then fashions it into a makeshift cup to which he and adds a shot of tequila; the whore then drinks it. down.

Ho 1: "Hey, that bartender is cute, I hope he has a foreskin because I'd love a dickquila cumrise?"
Ho 2: "You're a filthy ho, I'd rather give him an Angry Bowser"

dickquila cumrise by 1337157 January 9, 2015

comprise

Constitute. Embody. Form. "Comprised of" is gobbledegook.

The parts comprise the whole. Players comprise a team.

comprise by Jackscope March 11, 2010

cumpiled 

A compilation of men ejaculating on their sexual partner.

Last night I stayed up late and cumpiled a video of all my best facial videos.

cumpiled by Roger Daltrey February 1, 2008

cumriser

if cum was an element, cumriser would be the person who controls it

that cumriser is just like an airbender

cumriser by katass124 August 13, 2020

comprise

To enclose; constitute; compose

The atmosphere of morosity comprised the entire room.

comprise by Larstait November 14, 2003