Comefused 

1. When you've been fucing multiple dudes and now you're COMEFUSED about who the baby daddy is.

2. When two or more times are bonded together by male ejaculate

1.Karen: Gaby i've been sleeping with Michael, Tim, and Jon +more, and now I dont know whos the father to this baby.

Gaby: Damn bitch, you're COMEFUSED.

2. The lego pieces were not glued together they were COMEFUSED.

Comefused by anonymous March 1, 2023

COMEFUSED 

1. when you've been sleeping with multiple dudes and you don't know who the baby daddy is.

2. when two or more objects are bonded by male ejaculate

3. when you're asked a question right after organum, and you make no logical sense

1. Sol: I've been sleeping with Michael, Richard, Nate, Tim + more, and now I don't know who the father to this baby is..
Gaby: Damn bitch you're, COMEFUSED.

2. The Lego block were not glued together, they were COMEFUSED.

COMEFUSED by MikeDaAnt March 1, 2023

Confused him 

Hanson wrote refuse into confused in his homework, but he was confused when he typed refuse, and he typed confused instead. Now we're more confused than him.

My friend wanted a piece of paper to draw on, in exchange he would give me 3 dollars but l confused him.

Student A: Should be refuse

All students: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Confused him by JohnMakFan January 10, 2021

confused boner 

A term for when one is aroused by something they know they should not be aroused by.

"When I looked at that picture of Kermit and miss Piggy making out I got a confused boner"

confused boner by Naked Mongoose May 15, 2014

confused screaming 

When you don't know what the hell is happening and you confused AF

Friend: I don't like women because women like dick and that's gay.

Me: *confused screaming*

confused screaming by DontHaveALife April 13, 2018

Color Confused 

The new politically correct term for those who are "color blind".

Billy: "Mom! Shawn from school is so color blind that he can't tell red from green!"

Mom: "Watch your mouth Billy! The correct term is color confused."

Color Confused by andIwaslikeyes March 12, 2011

Confused Jouster 

Medieval term used to describe the ‘reverse cowgirl’ position. Used prior to the invention of the word ‘cowgirl’.

Forsooth, friend Catesby! Yon wench passed the previous evening in my chambers where she attempted a manner of copulation quite astounding. As she crouched astride my manhood, I could only imagine the poor woman to be akin to some sort of confused jouster mounting their steed in reverse.

Confused Jouster by EvilBiscuit June 17, 2013