Combursted 

when you see a sexy man and you combust your nuts and burst at the same time because you can't hold it together or function

When David laughs in the air, we spit out our coffee and combursted.

Combursted by TimmyBuz February 25, 2018

Mongolian Nut Combuster 

A sexual encounter involving 3 males. One fully naked man is standing with his scrotum dangling and his legs spread wide. The two others are wearing full Mongolian native tribal gear standing 10 yards away from the man. One is facing his front, and the other is facing his behind. They begin chanting, and when the chanting reaches a climax, they both charge head first and torpedo dive into male 1's nutsack causing a full explosion, Then males 2 and 3 use the blood and mutilated testicles to masturbate.

I cant believe i just gave my grandfather a Mongolian Nut Combuster!

Mongolian Nut Combuster by Dogfood11 April 4, 2017

teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted 

Is a phrase that has become popular after somebody posted on MLIA (mylifeisaverage.com) about translating the phrase "Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!" to French and back again, and coming up with "Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted"

Billy: Today I rode a Unicorn
Some Other Guy: Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted

teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted by Somebody_Else October 26, 2009

Spontaneously self-combusted 

Usually said after relaying a chain of events to make them sound more interesting.

"Then I went to the computer and logged onto Facebook, and I suddenly spontaneously self-combusted."

Spontaneously self-combusted by ArticunoJynxNidorinaBeedril May 23, 2010

combustedpotato 

Hello..... do you perhaps like drinking water? Specifically dog water? Or is hotdog water more for your standards? Let me know. You may like milk if you “that way.”

Hi combustedpotato. I’m just making definitions for anyone I see.

combustedpotato by owowowoowowowoowowowowoiwow March 1, 2021

combusted 

consumed by fire/explode

"have you ever combusted looking at gurthy yoongi"

combusted by combusture yoongi June 7, 2018

comburst

Comburst is an earlier form of combarst. It is still an accepted alternative for combarst, but it is not quite as popular.

for more info, please see: combarst

comburst by BigGoofyGuy April 11, 2005