Combapsed

To collapse on the floor (either dramatically or seriously)

Gemma combapsed onto the floor in tears after finding out her nail broke

Combapsed by gemmacollinssuperfan May 10, 2026

Comcassed 

When a company screws you out of your money by misrepresenting the services they provide

I just used speedtest.net on my 50mb/ps connection and got 9mb/ps. Guess I've been Comcassed...

Comcassed by arrogant-bastard May 15, 2015

collapsed asshole

An asshole who is so into himself that no empathy can escape his douchemosphere

Randal was very upset about his grandmother's passing in that tragic circus fire but, adding insult to injury, his collapsed asshole of a brother Scott wouldn't stop bragging about inheriting more than 200 pounds of oversized shoes, pants, and blouses.

collapsed asshole by SirJekyllStrike August 4, 2015

leg collapsed 

an extreme overeaction to a situation, in order to stop a sporting game and receive attention

as the boys played football, james fell to the ground screaming "my leg, my leg collapsed"

leg collapsed by darcyb June 2, 2008

Collapsed Biffins Bridge/Biffins Bridge Collapse

The dropping/drooping and loss of the pelvic floor muscle (between the vagina and the anus); plainly, the older lady's/too many sprogs/big fat lady condition of vaginal muscle tightness; collapsed cunt snatch control;

(Collapsed Biffins Bridge/Biffins Bridge Collapse)
Ooh look her biffins bridge's collapsed - patently obvious when a woman is wearing a bikini!
Cilla Black in tights!

Collapsed Biffins Bridge/Biffins Bridge Collapse by Blakey Ridge September 24, 2005

collapsed soufflé 

1. (n.) The sides of a fat woman that are compressed by pants so badly that skin and fat pours over the sides of the pants, looking like a collapsed soufflé.

Note: This is a more severe condition than a muffin top in that even moderately heavy girls can get a bit "muffiny", but only genuinely obese women can have a collapsed soufflé.

2. (n.) The skin of a woman's stomach after pregnancy, when it looks deflated and wrinkly, like a collapsed soufflé.

This condition may also affect other parts of the body after liposuction.

Kat: Hey Jenny, I guess you turned the oven off too early.

Jenny: What ever do you mean by that?

Kat: You totally have a collapsed soufflé.

- or -

Kat: Aw, Brenda, your baby is so cute.

Brenda: Whatever, that little ass gave me the worst case of collapsed soufflé!

Kat: Yeah he did. I think it's dragging on the floor. ::throws up::

- or -

Doctor: Who the hell was eating dessert in my OR?!

Nurse: Um, doctor, that's the patient.

Doctor: By god she's fat.

- or -

French Chef: Bon! My finest soufflé is finally ready for le "prime time"!

Oaf Busboy: ::knocks into table::

Soufflé: ::collapses::

French Chef: You oaf! Get ze hell out of my kitchen!

Oaf Busboy: Fuck you, chef! That thing looks like your mother's hips!

collapsed soufflé by scorpionmintred March 18, 2010

collapsed arch 

the collapse of the plantar medial fasciitis empire within the bottom of an Ollie smail foot otherwise known as a subramine.

guy: lol dude, that cunt Ollie has a collapsed arch

girl: no way, it's 2017
guy: innit, and yet the raj still don't take card.

collapsed arch by ollie snail March 7, 2017