science boner

A state of euphoria achieved after learning about an awesome scientific fact, idea, principle, or theory.

Dude, reading that book totally gave me a science boner

by arrogant-bastard March 25, 2016

Comcassed

When a company screws you out of your money by misrepresenting the services they provide

I just used speedtest.net on my 50mb/ps connection and got 9mb/ps. Guess I've been Comcassed...

by arrogant-bastard May 14, 2015