by Jun Suzuki August 11, 2022
Get the Collapsed mug.Randal was very upset about his grandmother's passing in that tragic circus fire but, adding insult to injury, his collapsed asshole of a brother Scott wouldn't stop bragging about inheriting more than 200 pounds of oversized shoes, pants, and blouses.
by SirJekyllStrike August 4, 2015
Get the collapsed asshole mug.The dropping/drooping and loss of the pelvic floor muscle (between the vagina and the anus); plainly, the older lady's/too many sprogs/big fat lady condition of vaginal muscle tightness; collapsed cunt snatch control;
(Collapsed Biffins Bridge/Biffins Bridge Collapse)
Ooh look her biffins bridge's collapsed - patently obvious when a woman is wearing a bikini!
Cilla Black in tights!
Ooh look her biffins bridge's collapsed - patently obvious when a woman is wearing a bikini!
Cilla Black in tights!
by Blakey Ridge September 24, 2005
Get the Collapsed Biffins Bridge/Biffins Bridge Collapse mug.1. (n.) The sides of a fat woman that are compressed by pants so badly that skin and fat pours over the sides of the pants, looking like a collapsed soufflé.
Note: This is a more severe condition than a muffin top in that even moderately heavy girls can get a bit "muffiny", but only genuinely obese women can have a collapsed soufflé.
2. (n.) The skin of a woman's stomach after pregnancy, when it looks deflated and wrinkly, like a collapsed soufflé.
This condition may also affect other parts of the body after liposuction.
Note: This is a more severe condition than a muffin top in that even moderately heavy girls can get a bit "muffiny", but only genuinely obese women can have a collapsed soufflé.
2. (n.) The skin of a woman's stomach after pregnancy, when it looks deflated and wrinkly, like a collapsed soufflé.
This condition may also affect other parts of the body after liposuction.
Kat: Hey Jenny, I guess you turned the oven off too early.
Jenny: What ever do you mean by that?
Kat: You totally have a collapsed soufflé.
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Kat: Aw, Brenda, your baby is so cute.
Brenda: Whatever, that little ass gave me the worst case of collapsed soufflé!
Kat: Yeah he did. I think it's dragging on the floor. ::throws up::
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Doctor: Who the hell was eating dessert in my OR?!
Nurse: Um, doctor, that's the patient.
Doctor: By god she's fat.
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French Chef: Bon! My finest soufflé is finally ready for le "prime time"!
Oaf Busboy: ::knocks into table::
Soufflé: ::collapses::
French Chef: You oaf! Get ze hell out of my kitchen!
Oaf Busboy: Fuck you, chef! That thing looks like your mother's hips!
Jenny: What ever do you mean by that?
Kat: You totally have a collapsed soufflé.
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Kat: Aw, Brenda, your baby is so cute.
Brenda: Whatever, that little ass gave me the worst case of collapsed soufflé!
Kat: Yeah he did. I think it's dragging on the floor. ::throws up::
- or -
Doctor: Who the hell was eating dessert in my OR?!
Nurse: Um, doctor, that's the patient.
Doctor: By god she's fat.
- or -
French Chef: Bon! My finest soufflé is finally ready for le "prime time"!
Oaf Busboy: ::knocks into table::
Soufflé: ::collapses::
French Chef: You oaf! Get ze hell out of my kitchen!
Oaf Busboy: Fuck you, chef! That thing looks like your mother's hips!
by scorpionmintred March 18, 2010
Get the collapsed soufflé mug.the collapse of the plantar medial fasciitis empire within the bottom of an Ollie smail foot otherwise known as a subramine.
guy: lol dude, that cunt Ollie has a collapsed arch
girl: no way, it's 2017
guy: innit, and yet the raj still don't take card.
girl: no way, it's 2017
guy: innit, and yet the raj still don't take card.
by ollie snail March 7, 2017
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Get the collapsed pie mug.A • sexual • position • where • the • lady • lies • down facing down, and the guy gets on top of her like a stack of bread, and fucks her from above.
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