Collapsed
Collapsed by Jun Suzuki August 11, 2022
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collapsed asshole
Randal was very upset about his grandmother's passing in that tragic circus fire but, adding insult to injury, his collapsed asshole of a brother Scott wouldn't stop bragging about inheriting more than 200 pounds of oversized shoes, pants, and blouses.
collapsed asshole by SirJekyllStrike August 4, 2015
Collapsed Biffins Bridge/Biffins Bridge Collapse
The dropping/drooping and loss of the pelvic floor muscle (between the vagina and the anus); plainly, the older lady's/too many sprogs/big fat lady condition of vaginal muscle tightness; collapsed cunt snatch control;
(Collapsed Biffins Bridge/Biffins Bridge Collapse)
Ooh look her biffins bridge's collapsed - patently obvious when a woman is wearing a bikini!
Cilla Black in tights!
Ooh look her biffins bridge's collapsed - patently obvious when a woman is wearing a bikini!
Cilla Black in tights!
Collapsed Biffins Bridge/Biffins Bridge Collapse by Blakey Ridge September 24, 2005
collapsed soufflé
1. (n.) The sides of a fat woman that are compressed by pants so badly that skin and fat pours over the sides of the pants, looking like a collapsed soufflé.
Note: This is a more severe condition than a muffin top in that even moderately heavy girls can get a bit "muffiny", but only genuinely obese women can have a collapsed soufflé.
2. (n.) The skin of a woman's stomach after pregnancy, when it looks deflated and wrinkly, like a collapsed soufflé.
This condition may also affect other parts of the body after liposuction.
Note: This is a more severe condition than a muffin top in that even moderately heavy girls can get a bit "muffiny", but only genuinely obese women can have a collapsed soufflé.
2. (n.) The skin of a woman's stomach after pregnancy, when it looks deflated and wrinkly, like a collapsed soufflé.
This condition may also affect other parts of the body after liposuction.
Kat: Hey Jenny, I guess you turned the oven off too early.
Jenny: What ever do you mean by that?
Kat: You totally have a collapsed soufflé.
- or -
Kat: Aw, Brenda, your baby is so cute.
Brenda: Whatever, that little ass gave me the worst case of collapsed soufflé!
Kat: Yeah he did. I think it's dragging on the floor. ::throws up::
- or -
Doctor: Who the hell was eating dessert in my OR?!
Nurse: Um, doctor, that's the patient.
Doctor: By god she's fat.
- or -
French Chef: Bon! My finest soufflé is finally ready for le "prime time"!
Oaf Busboy: ::knocks into table::
Soufflé: ::collapses::
French Chef: You oaf! Get ze hell out of my kitchen!
Oaf Busboy: Fuck you, chef! That thing looks like your mother's hips!
Jenny: What ever do you mean by that?
Kat: You totally have a collapsed soufflé.
- or -
Kat: Aw, Brenda, your baby is so cute.
Brenda: Whatever, that little ass gave me the worst case of collapsed soufflé!
Kat: Yeah he did. I think it's dragging on the floor. ::throws up::
- or -
Doctor: Who the hell was eating dessert in my OR?!
Nurse: Um, doctor, that's the patient.
Doctor: By god she's fat.
- or -
French Chef: Bon! My finest soufflé is finally ready for le "prime time"!
Oaf Busboy: ::knocks into table::
Soufflé: ::collapses::
French Chef: You oaf! Get ze hell out of my kitchen!
Oaf Busboy: Fuck you, chef! That thing looks like your mother's hips!
collapsed soufflé by scorpionmintred March 18, 2010
collapsed arch
the collapse of the plantar medial fasciitis empire within the bottom of an Ollie smail foot otherwise known as a subramine.
guy: lol dude, that cunt Ollie has a collapsed arch
girl: no way, it's 2017
guy: innit, and yet the raj still don't take card.
girl: no way, it's 2017
guy: innit, and yet the raj still don't take card.
collapsed arch by ollie snail March 7, 2017
collapsed pie
collapsed pie by LoverOfPies September 30, 2017
Collapsed Doggy
A • sexual • position • where • the • lady • lies • down facing down, and the guy gets on top of her like a stack of bread, and fucks her from above.
Collapsed Doggy by appletittiezz January 22, 2024
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!