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Hilarious, Funny, especially of a scenario you can’t control.
That was comax when u split your pants
Comax by Blackmagic99 September 10, 2020
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Columbian Comakazi 

To put cocaine onto a girls bum-hole and sniff it off.
Mate, last night I paid that prostitute 100 dollars, took her back to my place and did the columbian comakazi all night long!!!! 'whats the columbian comakazi?' mate you rack a line of coke on a girls asshole and sniff it off - you need to keep up with the REAL!
Columbian Comakazi by JohnnyBad December 27, 2011
Related Words
Comax Comas çomar comanche Comad Comance Comaro coax Comancheros comando

runescape coma

When a person can't focus in work/school because they were up all night playing Runescape.
Office worker 1: Dude, Jim seems really out of it. Did Gina break up with him?

Office Worker 2: No, but she probably will. He wanted full Zamorak so bad that he stayed up all night playing Runescape. He's in a runescape coma.
runescape coma by imspazz12 February 21, 2010

Weed Coma 

When you wake up in the middle of the night after smoking a bunch of weed, and the lights are all on, phones dead, fully clothed, and confused on what happened.
“Yo I smoked so much weed last night I got put into Weed Coma”
Weed Coma by brandonxperry June 2, 2019

Fridge Coma

When you look in the fridge, find nothing appetizing to eat and just continue to stare blankly towards the back of the firdge in a coma like state as if something delicious will appear right before your very eyes.
Kid #1) bro whats in the fridge i got the munchies. Bro? Dudeeee????Whats in the fukin FRIDGE!!!!???

Kid #2) Sorry i was in a fridge coma, we don't got jack shit.
Fridge Coma by Jerz973 July 9, 2010

coma week 

A coma week is a week in which the participant will spend the entire time drunk - going out every night of the week, getting drunk, returning home, sleeping and then eating a fry up and starting drinking again in preparation for the next night of drunkenness.

It is so named because after 7 days of near-constant drinking, the participant will be in a state that resembles a coma - unconscious and unresponsive to stimuli
Steve and Dean decided to celebrate their graduation by doing a coma week.
coma week by SellyOakRam March 21, 2010

dick coma 

When you have fallen in a deep sleep that is incredibly hard to awaken from because of the bomb dick you received the previous night
I've finally awaken from dick coma.
dick coma by Shaunology February 26, 2015
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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