Comasutra

When you're in a coma, but also really horny

That meal was so good I'm in a comasutra kind of mood.

by anonymous January 6, 2022

comcastrated

To have one's Comcast cable internet service suddenly cease working at the worst possible time. Unlike it's root word, castrate, comcastration can (and is, in fact, likely to) happen over and over and over to both men and women.

I was just about to pay my credit card bill online when I got comcastrated, causing me to miss the midnight deadline and incurring $28 in late fees.

by blumer November 2, 2006

comasturbation

To masturbate simultaneously with at least one other person. Process includes group masturbation and mutual masturbation, but does not have to be either. Requirement is that more than one person must be involved in the masturbatory process.

Typically concludes with orgasm and/or ejaculation. Foreplay, which preludes additional sexual activities beyond masturbation, is generally not considered to be comasturbatory.

Got some friends over and the parents aren't home... Time for comasturbation!

by G. Thomas February 26, 2007

comasturbatory

In regards to comasturbation.

It is comasturbatory for a woman to give a handjob to a guy while he fingers her.

by G. Thomas January 8, 2007

Comcastration

The act of being figuratively castrated by the evil Comcast conglomerate when seeking to change, cancel, or even add Comcast services (based on clearly advertised offers). Typical symptoms of Comcastration include: extreme frustration, to the point where one's attitude, sensibilities, and willingness to live are nearly or fully extinguished by Comcast's deceptive representatives and misrepresented corporate policies and processes.

Bob was never the same after he called customer service and suffered full Comcastration while trying to cancel his account.

by BroUniverse July 22, 2014

Coma Sutra

Having sex with someone who is in a coma/vegetative state. Since they are limp you can do whatever you want with them short of pulling the plug.

Chad went to the hospital and sex with more stroke patients. He gave them the "Coma Sutra."

by Jimmyjoe1115 January 3, 2011

comcastration

To deprive customers of adequate entertainment quality or value.

Comcastration is rampant. I was comcastrated last weekend.

by Rev. Diagnostic July 27, 2011