Comasutra
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comcastrated
To have one's Comcast cable internet service suddenly cease working at the worst possible time. Unlike it's root word, castrate, comcastration can (and is, in fact, likely to) happen over and over and over to both men and women.
I was just about to pay my credit card bill online when I got comcastrated, causing me to miss the midnight deadline and incurring $28 in late fees.
comcastrated by blumer November 2, 2006
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comasturbation
To masturbate simultaneously with at least one other person. Process includes group masturbation and mutual masturbation, but does not have to be either. Requirement is that more than one person must be involved in the masturbatory process.
Typically concludes with orgasm and/or ejaculation. Foreplay, which preludes additional sexual activities beyond masturbation, is generally not considered to be comasturbatory.
Typically concludes with orgasm and/or ejaculation. Foreplay, which preludes additional sexual activities beyond masturbation, is generally not considered to be comasturbatory.
comasturbation by G. Thomas February 26, 2007
Comcastration
The act of being figuratively castrated by the evil Comcast conglomerate when seeking to change, cancel, or even add Comcast services (based on clearly advertised offers). Typical symptoms of Comcastration include: extreme frustration, to the point where one's attitude, sensibilities, and willingness to live are nearly or fully extinguished by Comcast's deceptive representatives and misrepresented corporate policies and processes.
Bob was never the same after he called customer service and suffered full Comcastration while trying to cancel his account.
Comcastration by BroUniverse July 22, 2014
Coma Sutra
Having sex with someone who is in a coma/vegetative state. Since they are limp you can do whatever you want with them short of pulling the plug.
Coma Sutra by Jimmyjoe1115 January 3, 2011
comcastration
comcastration by Rev. Diagnostic July 27, 2011
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!