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bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings 

What people really are.
Some people believe that all people are soft and sweet and gooey inside but people are really bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings. - Doctor Cox
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The act of being a sloppy eater, usually involving spilling spicy food all over a collarless shirt or other clothing, but can be expanded to include all food. However, any spills onto tablecloth, floor, etc do not count, and fall into the "Almost" category.
"Will coleda'd himself at lunch today! A whole bowl of Tom Yum this time!"

"You almost coleda'd yourself on that one!"
Coleda by Buckstar October 18, 2007

Full-Colter 

When you wear a single t-shirt with no pants or underwear on.
That dude is going full-colter! Rad!
Full-Colter by coloradowolf January 18, 2014
Usually a male. Cute and very good with girls also has an amazing body😍 All the girls will want a colter. Also a very good wingman
Who was that?

That was colter hot huh?
Colter by Bruh2456 March 27, 2017
The best guy you could ever be with. He gives the best foot rubs and his kisses are fireworks-in-the-background worthy. He would do anything to see you smile. If you have a Colten, you're the luckiest girl in the world.
That's my Colten.
Colten by Natyr July 30, 2016
The past tense of the word "cost", for those people that just don't get it.
Jimmy: "my computer only costed me 600 bucks"
Enif: "actually i think the correct word would be 'cost'"
Jimmy: "no! go look it up on urbandictionary.com!"
costed by x3crystal June 9, 2009