Colted- Something that is great; similar to goated; a place that is amazing; Used in popular culture to mean that something is the best (usually a hyperbole)
Some people believe that all people are soft and sweet and gooey inside but people are really bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings. - Doctor Cox
The act of being a sloppy eater, usually involving spilling spicy food all over a collarless shirt or other clothing, but can be expanded to include all food. However, any spills onto tablecloth, floor, etc do not count, and fall into the "Almost" category.
"Will coleda'd himself at lunch today! A whole bowl of Tom Yum this time!"
The best guy you could ever be with. He gives the best foot rubs and his kisses are fireworks-in-the-background worthy. He would do anything to see you smile. If you have a Colten, you're the luckiest girl in the world.
Jimmy: "my computer only costed me 600 bucks"
Enif: "actually i think the correct word would be 'cost'"
Jimmy: "no! go look it up on urbandictionary.com!"