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Conficker 

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Con (Configuration) ficker (Fucker)

Very soon, conficker will cause global shit wreckage.
Conficker by p0lyphemu5 January 25, 2009

Conficker 

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A computer virus that is supposedly taking into effect on April 1st, 2009. Microsoft is offering a $250k reward for information leading to the creator's arrest.
Conficker iz gunna skrew your computer up reel good.
Conficker by Cappz March 30, 2009

Conficker 

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A computer worm that managed to infect a large number of computers. On April 1st, 2009 the Conficker worm will simply start taking more steps to protect itself, in doing so it might infect even more machines. The Conficker worm has created secure infrastructure for cybercrime. The worm allows its creators to remotely install software on infected machines. The worm effectively blocks access to most websites and/or redirects the user to alternate sites who want to send SPAM, steal IDs.

It is recommended that users download patches for Microsoft and their anti virus programs. As usual, users with OSX (MACs) do not have to worry.
The shitstorm as a result of the Conficker virus has caused Microsoft to do nothing to make their OS better, but instead they offered a measly $250,000 for anyone with information on the authors of the malicious code.
Conficker by afagrd March 31, 2009

confickered 

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When someone is retarded enough not to update their windows (first mistake) system, so they become infected with Conficker.
I just checked and my antivirus stopped working! What's going on?

Dude, you just got confickered!
confickered by gigitrix April 23, 2009

Conficker 

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Confi (configuration) ficker (f**ker)

the "fi" can be used as a part of both words.
Conficker is a computer worm that will f**k your s**t up, son.
Conficker by Mr. Tpasty April 3, 2009

Conficker 2.0 

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A Virus that is supposed to be set out on on April Fools day 2009 and steal all your computer information.
supposed to be the malware of all malware
Has been discussed on TV and all over the internet.
Conficker 2.0 Is coming! ahh!
Conficker 2.0 by LUL28 March 31, 2009
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