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Conficker 

Very soon, conficker will cause global shit wreckage.
Conficker by p0lyphemu5 January 25, 2009

Conficker 

A computer virus that is supposedly taking into effect on April 1st, 2009. Microsoft is offering a $250k reward for information leading to the creator's arrest.
Conficker iz gunna skrew your computer up reel good.
Conficker by Cappz March 30, 2009

Conficker 

A computer worm that managed to infect a large number of computers. On April 1st, 2009 the Conficker worm will simply start taking more steps to protect itself, in doing so it might infect even more machines. The Conficker worm has created secure infrastructure for cybercrime. The worm allows its creators to remotely install software on infected machines. The worm effectively blocks access to most websites and/or redirects the user to alternate sites who want to send SPAM, steal IDs.

It is recommended that users download patches for Microsoft and their anti virus programs. As usual, users with OSX (MACs) do not have to worry.
The shitstorm as a result of the Conficker virus has caused Microsoft to do nothing to make their OS better, but instead they offered a measly $250,000 for anyone with information on the authors of the malicious code.
Conficker by afagrd March 31, 2009

confickered 

When someone is retarded enough not to update their windows (first mistake) system, so they become infected with Conficker.
I just checked and my antivirus stopped working! What's going on?

Dude, you just got confickered!
confickered by gigitrix April 23, 2009

Conficker 

Confi (configuration) ficker (f**ker)

the "fi" can be used as a part of both words.
Conficker is a computer worm that will f**k your s**t up, son.
Conficker by Mr. Tpasty April 3, 2009

Conficker 2.0 

A Virus that is supposed to be set out on on April Fools day 2009 and steal all your computer information.
supposed to be the malware of all malware
Has been discussed on TV and all over the internet.
Conficker 2.0 by LUL28 March 31, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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