Coleston
Coleston by dadadadadadadadadapooooooooop March 27, 2009
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Drop a Colston in the Harbour
To visit the toilet to defecate / have a poo
The term was coined on Twitter by @DaiNewpt after Bristol protestors dumped the statue of slave owner Edward Colston in the sea
The term was coined on Twitter by @DaiNewpt after Bristol protestors dumped the statue of slave owner Edward Colston in the sea
Drop a Colston in the Harbour by ZellyL June 10, 2020
Related Words
Coleston • cole stone • Cole Stoner • coleton • Coldstone Creamery • colston • coldstoned • Coleson • celeston • coldstoning
Coleton
Pretty chill dude. Laid back and fun to be around. Major flirt with all the ladies. Usually athletic. Just a legit guy.
Coleton by wham bam thank ya ma'am April 21, 2010
coldstoning
the act of mixing random products with ice cream to create something resembling cold stone creations
coldstoning by fatass13579 October 23, 2012
Coleson
An attractive guy that loves sports and is very genuine. They normally learn from thier mistakes after th first time, and always regret saying bad things to people. They are musically talented in all aspects, and can pick up or learn somthing on the dime. They always take what their doing seriously even if it doesnt seem like it. They never hold a grudge and are very forgiving. If your friends with a coleson then consider yourself lucky because he is one of the funniest guys you will ever meet and he will always be there for you when you need him. If you happen to be dating one then stick with him because you cant find a guy out there quite as faithful as him. He tends to be ahead of the game and is really concentrated when he is doing somthing. If you ever need to talk to someone about anything then he is your go to guy whether your a guy or a girl. He enjoys talking to friends and hanging out. (and a message to the fellow ladies out there, he is great in bed)
Thanks coleson i always like talking to you! You know when to lighten up or be serious better than anyone i know!
Coleson by Misty Lachy ;) August 2, 2018
Coldstone
Literally the easiest, yet most annoying job on the fucking planet Earth.
Unless you're funny as shit, my enthusiasm fails to see the light of day.
To the customers who complain: let me tell you this, and please think about. YOU'RE COMPLAINING ABOUT ICE CREAM. I'm not building you a house, selling you a car, or cooking you an expensive diner. I'm making you ice cream. You ordered it, so don't come screaming to me yelling "I'm gonna call the cops, this is robery. Your prices are too high!" Oh, I'm sorry lady, I forgot that you can't read our prices.
To the customers who lack common sense: You're not much better than the customers who compalin. For real, you have eyes for a reason. Don't ask me what sizes we have when they're right in front of you. Don't ask me what our prices are, when they're right in front of you. And most certainly don't ask me where the napkins are, when (you guessed it) they're right in front of you. Don't ask me if we serve ice cream. If you ask something as dumb as that, don't expect a very educated answer from me. Yes, the ice cream names are dumb as shit, but my five year old cousin can pronounce them better than you can.
Anyway, besides the dumbass customers, working at Coldstone is pretty baller. Take as much ice cream as you want when you work, and have deep meaningful conversations about life, with your fellow co-workers. Blast music when no one comes in, and plot your next awesome way to playfully mess with customers.
Unless you're funny as shit, my enthusiasm fails to see the light of day.
To the customers who complain: let me tell you this, and please think about. YOU'RE COMPLAINING ABOUT ICE CREAM. I'm not building you a house, selling you a car, or cooking you an expensive diner. I'm making you ice cream. You ordered it, so don't come screaming to me yelling "I'm gonna call the cops, this is robery. Your prices are too high!" Oh, I'm sorry lady, I forgot that you can't read our prices.
To the customers who lack common sense: You're not much better than the customers who compalin. For real, you have eyes for a reason. Don't ask me what sizes we have when they're right in front of you. Don't ask me what our prices are, when they're right in front of you. And most certainly don't ask me where the napkins are, when (you guessed it) they're right in front of you. Don't ask me if we serve ice cream. If you ask something as dumb as that, don't expect a very educated answer from me. Yes, the ice cream names are dumb as shit, but my five year old cousin can pronounce them better than you can.
Anyway, besides the dumbass customers, working at Coldstone is pretty baller. Take as much ice cream as you want when you work, and have deep meaningful conversations about life, with your fellow co-workers. Blast music when no one comes in, and plot your next awesome way to playfully mess with customers.
Dumbass question
Customer-"Do you guys have ice cream?"
Me-"No, we sell cars here."
Customer (walks into Coldstone)-"are you guys open?"
Me-"No, the door's open and all the lights are on for no reason."
Customer-"Do you guys have ice cream?"
Me-"No, we sell cars here."
Customer (walks into Coldstone)-"are you guys open?"
Me-"No, the door's open and all the lights are on for no reason."
Coldstone by OhDonPiano August 25, 2012
Coldstone Creamery
An ice cream store where employees sing every 4 minutes, oversize your order and assume that you will be back the next day to pay them more money for their overpriced product. Kneading ice cream on an extremely cold slab of marble while adding in things such as candy bars, chocolate chips and even strawberries to your order is their specialty. Coldstone Creamery also markets smoothies, milk shakes, cakes and pint to gallon tubs of their very own ice cream that you can take home in order to place yourself into a comatose state.
Coldstone Creamery by Carl H. August 18, 2005
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