Colester 

Colester. The nick name given to those who bare the name of cole. Colester is the nick name of champions and is known for cunningness and loyalty. A best friend and a a considerate heart. Finds one love and sticks with them for life. Is a go getter and overachiever. An aposolute stud. Never gives up and is wise beyond there years. Colester only come once every few generations and work towards one ultimate goal and won't stop until its achieved. The current Colester of this generation is Cole Wilson. This cole is different. He also bares the last name Wilson. A last name of champions and legends. There are many things to be learned about any one Colester and is a master of his own mind. The only ones privileged to know this are ones the current Colester allows. It is an honor to be considered a friend or companion of a Colester. The only mistake made with Colesters is mistaking kindness for weakness.

He has to to be a Colester! There's no way he couldn't be...

Colester by Legend historian October 27, 2015

colester-roll 

a type of tasty manwich that consists of two pieces of bread (a bread roll) crammed with the finest heart attack inducing, fat dripping, fried goodness that only a true man could survive the consumption of!

man A - what you got there?
man B - a colester-roll!
man A - ?
man B - half a big mac, bacon, sausage, egg, butter bit of pork pie and and the end of a sausage role all deep fat fried and served in a roll

colester-roll by wrad November 2, 2010

Cholesterific 

adj. food containing an excessive amount of cholesterol, usually tasting really, really, good.

foot-long chili dog w/ fried onions and cheese. chicken-fried-chicken w/ mashed potatoes and gravy etc...

Cholesterific by shaolinsurf November 6, 2004

cholesterolicious 

Food that tastes good but will eventually kill you.

I just had a deep fried bacon and cheese pizza sandwich, it was cholesterolicious.

cholesterolicious by dinothesaurus May 6, 2009

Cholester O's 

A replacement noun for any of the various food products ending with "O's" that contain a large amount of unhealthy qualities, or any other spherical foodstuffs such as donuts, cookies, etc.

"Hey mother, what are you making for dinner tonight?"

"Well, I was considering conjuring up some onion rings as an appetizer, some spaghetti o's for the main course, and some donuts and Oreo's for dessert."

"Yeah right, why don't we throw in some Cholester O's while we're at it."

"That's a great idea!"

Cholester O's by Loch Raven November 28, 2009

Codester Down 

Slang in schools for racist, homophobic assholes

Codester down just got suspended

Codester Down by Glizzydefender May 18, 2022

Queen Helen's Cholesterol 

Derived from the book "Running With Scissors", it was pretty much the anal lube used in gay sex. With two men.

Claire: Did you read Running With Scissors?
Taylor: Yeah, and it made me call in my order for Queen Helen's Cholesterol.

Queen Helen's Cholesterol by Taystee Taystee October 5, 2007