Colester

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Colester. The nick name given to those who bare the name of cole. Colester is the nick name of champions and is known for cunningness and loyalty. A best friend and a a considerate heart. Finds one love and sticks with them for life. Is a go getter and overachiever. An aposolute stud. Never gives up and is wise beyond there years. Colester only come once every few generations and work towards one ultimate goal and won't stop until its achieved. The current Colester of this generation is Cole Wilson. This cole is different. He also bares the last name Wilson. A last name of champions and legends. There are many things to be learned about any one Colester and is a master of his own mind. The only ones privileged to know this are ones the current Colester allows. It is an honor to be considered a friend or companion of a Colester. The only mistake made with Colesters is mistaking kindness for weakness.

He has to to be a Colester! There's no way he couldn't be...

Colester by Legend historian October 27, 2015

Words you can keep

colester-roll

a type of tasty manwich that consists of two pieces of bread (a bread roll) crammed with the finest heart attack inducing, fat dripping, fried goodness that only a true man could survive the consumption of!

man A - what you got there?
man B - a colester-roll!
man A - ?
man B - half a big mac, bacon, sausage, egg, butter bit of pork pie and and the end of a sausage role all deep fat fried and served in a roll

colester-roll by wrad November 2, 2010

Related Words

Colester • colester-roll • Colesterbate • colesterol queen • ColesterPlayz • cholesterol • Clester James • Coolester • celester • Celesterrestrial

Cholesterific

adj. food containing an excessive amount of cholesterol, usually tasting really, really, good.

foot-long chili dog w/ fried onions and cheese. chicken-fried-chicken w/ mashed potatoes and gravy etc...

Cholesterific by shaolinsurf November 6, 2004

cholesterolicious

Food that tastes good but will eventually kill you.

I just had a deep fried bacon and cheese pizza sandwich, it was cholesterolicious.

cholesterolicious by dinothesaurus May 6, 2009

Cholester O's

A replacement noun for any of the various food products ending with "O's" that contain a large amount of unhealthy qualities, or any other spherical foodstuffs such as donuts, cookies, etc.

"Hey mother, what are you making for dinner tonight?"

"Well, I was considering conjuring up some onion rings as an appetizer, some spaghetti o's for the main course, and some donuts and Oreo's for dessert."

"Yeah right, why don't we throw in some Cholester O's while we're at it."

"That's a great idea!"

Cholester O's by Loch Raven November 28, 2009

Codester Down

Slang in schools for racist, homophobic assholes

Codester down just got suspended

Codester Down by Glizzydefender May 18, 2022

Queen Helen's Cholesterol

Derived from the book "Running With Scissors", it was pretty much the anal lube used in gay sex. With two men.

Claire: Did you read Running With Scissors?
Taylor: Yeah, and it made me call in my order for Queen Helen's Cholesterol.

Queen Helen's Cholesterol by Taystee Taystee October 5, 2007

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026