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Angels are jealous of her beauty. Every man in this world adores her. She is the perfect human being. A unique girl . Any guy would be lucky to have her. Immensely intelligent, although she can have that cute-stupid attitude that makes men fall for her. Great smile, perfect sense of humour. Must not be seen wearing glasses. Inspires others, especially wanna-be artists. She is one of the nine muses, and surely the best of them. If you are lucky, you can meet one Celeste in your life. Does not like to repeat what she says. Can be stressful at times, but that can be fixed if you make her laugh by imitating people she knows! A dreamy wifey. Overall, she is one in a million
-Oh God, i think i have fallen in love with Celeste!
-Cállate Klaus, don't be so stupid!
-She is my muse guys! You will never undestand...
Celeste by Klaus_November April 11, 2015
Celeste is such a wonderful person. She’s super pretty. She’s just drop dead gorgeous. She has that cute-stupid-attitude which makes guys or girls fall in love with her. When people tell her she’s pretty and cute and adorable she’ll deny it or if your a girl and you say that to her she’ll say something like “all you”. She always wants people to feel special and feel loved. She sometimes has trouble making friends because everyone is really fake to her. She has such a warm and welcoming personality and heart that everyone is always dying to fall into her arms and hope to some day marry her. She the ideal girlfriend who will treat you right. She gets bullied a whole lot , but only sometimes it gets to her. In conclusion she’s the ideal person to be hanging out with because she will make your day. She will make you smile, laugh, and many other emotions. She the ideal best friend you want to have who won’t switch up on you.
Celeste you look so pretty today
Thank you , but that’s all you
Celeste by celeste_castro January 27, 2019
Funny person who makes me laugh so much to where our teacher has to seperate us,she laughs so much and always has a comment to make the day great.She has very nice shoes and i am so jealous of them.
Celeste has funny mind
A certain breed of people that the word sexy will often be used to describe. Very elegant flow. Although can be very nerdy at times, are some of the most amazing individuals. Never dull moments with these ones. Can be very playful and especially like to hang out with friends. Love to smile and laugh.
Look at that Celeste there!
Celeste by lovethewholeuniverse April 5, 2015
A girl that is of 'Goddess' status. Listens to only the best music, knows how to kick ass. One that listens to only the best music, and will commit a fly kick to those whose music is "garbage". A piece of 'hot ass', that can cook Italian food and hold her own in a cypher. Only the luckiest are able to survive around her, let alone touch her.
Wow, I think I love you... you're a Celeste.
Celeste by lovethewholeuniverse April 5, 2015
Describes someone or something that is extremely dope, almost heavenly
That movie was so Celeste!

*haandshake*
Celeste by lovethewholeuniverse April 5, 2015
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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