Colborn 

The Dankest girl youll eva meet in to life..
awesome, fascinating, incredible, marvelous, prodigious, shocking, stunning, surprising, unbelievable, wonderful
admirable, alluring, angelic, appealing, beauteous, bewitching, charming, classy, comely, cute, dazzling, delicate, delightful, divine, elegant, enticing, excellent, exquisite, fair, fascinating, fine, foxy*, good-looking, gorgeous, graceful, grand, handsome, ideal, lovely, magnificent, marvelous, nice, pleasing, pretty, pulchritudinous, radiant, ravishing, refined, resplendent, shapely, sightly, splendid, statuesque, stunning, sublime, superb, symmetrical, taking, well-formed, wonderful

Do you know Katie Colborn...
Yeah i know her

Colborn by Fiona yeah December 15, 2008

Colburn 

When you’re in Ohio and meet a guy with the name of William “Cole” W***s and the only good thing that comes out of it is getting a STD!

You’ve been “Colburned”
The laziest boy you will ever meet, cry baby, poor excuse of a man, takes money off women. Bitch! Thinks he is a gangsta but really a momma’s boy.

Womanizer, liar, cheater and scum. Has super lame tattoos. Pretends to be loaded but has to bum cigarettes of you. Control freak, narcissist, bully, sociopath, believes his own lies, wannabe drug dealer, vile, pathetic, loser, rude, ignorant, immature, selfish, violent, psychotic, mentally unstable, con artist, f**k boy, hyena laugh, criminal.

Will say anything to get a girl in bed.
Will promise you the world but give you a shack in the woods.

Has lame pick up lines.
Prefers girls with a body of a 10yr old who look like they do a lot of meth.
Has a jacked up truck to draw attention from his tiny dirty dick.

Has weird uncomfortable relationship with his mom.

Run away if approached or you will be “Colburned” too.

When you get the worst sex of your life and you still get Colburned
Don’t date in Ohio unless you want to get Colburned.
When you’re expecting 8 inches but barely get 5….. What a Colburn!!
When asked what are you doing today. Will respond with im doing a Colburn.

Colburn by karmasabitch99 February 7, 2023

Colburn 

When you’re in Ohio and meet a guy with the name of William “Cole” W***s and the only good thing that comes out of it is getting a STD!

You’ve been “Colburned”
The laziest boy you will ever meet, cry baby, poor excuse of a man, takes money off women. Thinks he is a gangsta but really a momma’s boy.

Womanizing bitch, liar, cheater and scum. Has super lame tattoos. Pretends to be loaded but has to bum cigarettes of you. Control freak, narcissist, bully, sociopath, believes his own lies, wannabe drug dealer, vile, pathetic, loser, rude, ignorant, immature, selfish, violent, psychotic, mentally unstable, con artist, f**k boy, hyena laugh, criminal.

Will say anything to get a girl in bed.
Will promise you the world but give you a shack in the woods.

Has lame pick up lines.
Prefers girls with a body of a 10yr old who look like they do a lot of meth.
Has a jacked up truck to draw attention from his tiny dirty dick.

Has weird uncomfortable relationship with his mom.

Run away if approached or you will be “Colburned” too.

When you get the worst sex of your life and you still get Colburned
Don’t date in Ohio unless you want to get Colburned.
When you’re expecting 8 inches but barely get 5….. What a Colburn!!

Colburn by karmasabitch99 February 8, 2023

Colburn 

It’s a shithole an absolute shit hole.

Chavs run the place selling drugs and police are scared of the 11 years olds

Person 1: “Are you coming over to colburn?”
Person 2: “Are you crazy? That place is an absolute shithole!”

Colburn by Liam7425 May 10, 2020

Colburn 

When host Stephen Colbert deftly humiliates or burns a guest on national TV.

Did you see that 10 commandments guy on Colbert last night? It was a total Colburn!

Colburn by Michael Piercey July 29, 2006

josh colbourne 

Josh colbourne is a national known rapist, he often stole peoples shopping then proceeded to take it home, apply his soviet cap, fetches his brother then they both proceed to shit in they’re hands and slap each other across the face until they can’t see, they then spunk into the shopping while adding pints of vinegar into they’re arseholes and drop kick the local elders

You heard of that “josh colbourne” yes he got dean the other day, he never got his Sainsbury’s hall back

josh colbourne by Very sexy dean August 9, 2019

coulborn 

being this is the greatest of honours, it puts you above all else and all others. people admire coulborn and wish one day they could be one. all the bitches love coulborn.

id kill to be a coulborn especially Ellis coulborn

coulborn by real zeesh January 17, 2017