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Cointless

Pronounced “Kointless”

A term to emphasise the personal or inherent disinterest towards a subject or object. Moreover, if something is interesting it is cointe.
Hanna:
Have you ever tried reading for a hobby?”

Tyler:
“I have but I just found it cointless.”
by Cubed_gaymer July 13, 2024
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Countess Boochie Flagrante

The alter ego responsible for anything bad you were caught doing. Originally a meme based on a Tumblr user that claimed "Eminem isn't violent, Slim Shady is," and the response "im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante," it is now used for any time someone tries a "that isn't really who I am" excuse.
Person: "I'm sorry about that videoed incident of me screaming racial slurs at minorities! I just want you to know, that does not represent the sort of person I am."

Everyone Else: "Yeah, sure - it wasn't you, it was your alter ego, Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry I fucked your husband and then, when when the affair became public, spread terrible rumors about you so that I'd look like less of a homewrecker. I want you to know, that's not who I really am."

Wife: "Ah yes! You didn't tell the neighborhood I was a bipolar valium addict, it was your famous alter-ego Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry for embezzling from that children's charity! That's not who I really am!"

Everyone Else: "Countess Boochie Flagrante strikes again!"
by Mai Ainsel November 6, 2019
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Contessa

A person who captures Your Attention when entering a room.
You Just can't take your eyes off Contessa!!
She's a Class all of her Own.
unique.

Strong Women.

Her Hair is Perfect, Flawless.
Olive Skin.
Hour Glass Full Figured Women
Goddess

Genuine, kind to those who are kind to her.
Very Honest, Humble and Open
You can find her serving her community and volunteering

Her life is full of Riches
She has Traveled the World.
Loves to Sing and shes an Amazing Dancer
Born to Perform.
Wow!

Look at Contessa

No one can get in her way of what she wants!!
by Lisa Erml February 7, 2014
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A future Nobel-prize winning, best selling book. With over 10 authors, including Matsuda, Richard, Lucy, Seymour, Alli, and TRK, this crazy group of debators takes on the task of answering such unanswerable questions as: "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?""Why did that chicken cross the road in the first place?", and "What is the plural of butter?" This crazy group of intelligent beings go head to head in this back and forth book of debates. The debators combine fact, personal opinion, and senseless rambling to prove their cases. This book WILL be published by 2011. And it WILL become a best-seller by 2013. People will love this book, and this is a first hand-sneak preview of what the future holds. This will be talked about on Oprah. They will make a movie out of it. Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People is the product of evolution/creation debates in Lab Biology, other stupid arguments in Geometry, and exreme boredom.
Oprah Winfrey: Ok, folks, now I would like to welcome the main authors of the best-selling book Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People: Mike, Randy, and JJ!!!

Crowd: Wooooo!!!
by TRK, Author April 25, 2008
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contessa

supreme goddess, and wonderful woman. Italian origin and translation of countess--a lady in her own right.
i love me some contessa.
by Rose Gibson June 26, 2004
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contessa

Contessa is cute and beautiful.
Contessa has a big heart and friendly to everyone.
by youruglylover December 30, 2015
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chinless wonder

Very derogatory term for an upper-class Brit, frequently one who gained his position via nepotism or other social connections, not through his own competence.

The trademark recessive chin is thought to be due to inbreeding.
The new guy? He's just a chinless wonder HQ sent down here to get him out of their hair for a while. I hear his father's on the board...
by Rosignol October 20, 2006
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