Noun:

1. A political theory derived from Herman Cain, advocating the ideas of state permitted gun bans, corporatism, Keynesianism, new taxation, collectivism, and ever increasing taxation. People following this political theory are often deaf-blind-mutes incapable of hearing, seeing, or communicating once they become indoctrinated.

Cainunism is great,the government takes all my money and in return they monitor everything I do and throw me in prison when i don't agree with them. Utopia it is.

Cainunism by ComradeCain October 10, 2011

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Cobainism

cobainism : the worship of god themself, kurt cobain. (kurt cobain is lead singer and guitarist of the band nirvana and god)

I am cobainism.

I follow cobainism.

I agree with cobainism.

Cobainism by haisskjebdks June 19, 2021

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connonism

A story or anecdote that is wholly or partially false. Usually used in situations where alcohol is prevalent.

My god, that story can't be true, are you sure it's not a connonism?

Are you taking the mick, cos that sounds like a connonism to me!

connonism by Chunky Monkey 999 July 27, 2006

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colinism

1.something that is, was, or will be annoying. 2.has a strong British accent and likes to break computers 3. Likes dragons, star wars, or star trek

Guy 1: Dang! This computer just froze, dude!
Guy 2: Wow, you bloody brit, you just colinismed

colinism by tyrueioworui April 17, 2010

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