Hoch

A douchebag most likely a teacher of some sort. Prob. a teacher of the cock.Also known as cone head, bald old guy, fag, dicksucker, penis head.

Man Coach Hoch sucks the biggest dick on Earth.

by pseudonym2331 December 23, 2008

Hoch

In honour of the one and only Michael Hochman, (as annoying as that guy can be), it is a verb to describe whatever you would like.

For example, instead of saying ,
"I'll see you later",
you may say:
"I'll Hoch you later"
or even:
"I'll Hoch on you later"
It really is that versatile!

by Karen October 27, 2004

Hoch

The fine hair that is located between the scrotum and the anus, closest to the anus.

Man, if I want to get some classy ladies I really need to shave my hoch before beach season.

by BigOilMan October 7, 2012

hoch

a german last name. means "high" in german.

Bob Hoch.

by evilrainbow February 6, 2010

hoches

Hoches means EXTREMELY hot chicks

Look at all the hoches

by Dennis/Hans April 22, 2005

Tyler Hoch

To punch a whiney skinny kid in the face.

"Dude I totally Tyler Hoch'd this kid backstage because he wouldn't SHUT UP!"

by Awesomeforces October 30, 2009

hoch fünf

german translation of high five

often used in europe, united states and australia to greet friends or celebrate a personal triumph

Heidi: Look there's Manuel! Let's hoch fünf him!

by g.b.a. April 21, 2010