Cohorting

Quarantining with your buddies so you don't have to drink alone as a pandemic rages around you.

Became big during the Covid-19 pandemic before we had the technology to shrink down and fight viruses with guns for all the next pandemics that followed.

Could also be used to describe group cocaine use during a pandemic but the cocaine never lasts long enough.

"I've been cohorting to keep my alcohol tolerance high so I'm not a total lightweight after"
"I need to stop cohorting every time there's a pandemic, my liver needs a break"

Cohorting by Marvigeddon April 9, 2020

Comforting Mrs. Rosen

Euphemism for sticking your dick where it doesn't belong.

Origin: Don Draper's explanation to his daughter, Sally, after she walked in on him sleeping with a neighbor.

Where have you been?

Oh, I was just comforting Mrs. Rosen.

All night long?

She was really upset.

Comforting Mrs. Rosen by pajiba June 10, 2013

courting death 

Mostly used in Chinese novels.

Said when someone has overstepped another persons bounds. As a warning/attack sentence.

A: ha ha, i stole your pet
B: you are courting death.

courting death by Patriarch Reliance April 20, 2021

coorsing 

Coorsing occurs as a result of healthy consumption of the Rocky Mountain brew that is Coors Banquet Beer in which the individual displays heightened and unusual patriotism, including but not limited to, negative rants about other countries and its citizens in conjunction with shooting guns, blowing things up, yelling 'MURICA, and consuming more Coors.

Joe was Coorsing hard today at the fireworks show saying that fireworks were the only quality thing to come out of China and that the French raise white flags on the 4th because they get scared due to the sound of explosions.

coorsing by mediocre.joe December 2, 2013

Courting 

Courting is the experience of developing a deep relationship with someone, with a view to seeing if marriage is right for the couple, without the complexity of sexual intimacy being part of that relationship. Enabling each to find out everything about each other, developing unconditional love and trust, with out rushing things, to decide if this really is the person you want to spend the rest of your life with.

They enjoyed their carefree courting days, long walks in the sunshine, talking, getting to know each other in great depth, enjoying each others company as true friends.

Courting by snazzy-shazzy December 30, 2015

Chirting 

Flirting with another person by way of online chat

I started chirting with Jackie when work got too boring.

Chirting by Middle Child July 7, 2009

Courting 

Dating is for fun. Courting is for marriage.

Traditionally Courting would include no sexual activity but today that is not usually followed.

Dating->Relationship->Courting->Engaged->Married

Courting by wizfriz April 12, 2011