Coffee Bag

Like a "Tea Bag", but the difference being is that a dirty anus is dipped onto a persons mouth.

Elliot just Coffee Bagged Rowan, while he was passed out.

by laurieseven7 March 13, 2014

Coffee Bag

When you t-bag a man and/or a woman and shit on their chest.

I beasted on Gabby when I gave her a coffee bag.

by Prof. Nillian October 29, 2008

coffee bagger

Some one who engages in the practice of 'rim dicking' of a coffee pot. ('rim dick' is defined as to take the "tip of your dick and rub it around the rim of someones beverage or drink. Most commonly done on a coffee pot.")

Commonly associated with male moon-bat types.

Coffee bagger Seth could not abide the NRA logo on his boss's coffee mug, so he rim dicked it when no one was looking. Unfortunately, the mug was full of steaming hot McDonald's coffee, and Seth got burnt!

by towhee February 28, 2010

coffee bagging

Tea bagging for those who like coffee

I would tea bag you but i prefer coffee bagging

by josh hodges August 22, 2016

coffee bagging

As a RPG gaming woman, it our way of administering a 'tea bagging' to a fallen enemy.

A very nasty way to finish off a kill, when humiliation and death are equally as important.

Coffee Bagging works best when described in full detail, including the length and density of bush and the time since it was last cleaned.

"I let my bush grow out to extreme jungle to give Stan the full-on coffee bagging that he deserves."

"You attack Gager with a stone spear for 5 damage. He is killed."
"Areria squats down and gives Gager a full coffee bagging to with her well-seasoned and fully, grown-out jungle bush before stealing his gold and breaking his axe."

"Dude, getting coffee bagged by sillylilypily is worth dying for."

by CyAdora October 7, 2009

Coffee meets bagel

Slang term for a NYC sex party.

Jen do you want to go to the next coffee meets bagel?

by Mrwolf666 January 16, 2019

Coffee and bagels

Dating site

Do you like coffee and bagels

by Streetqueen September 30, 2019