Codith

the most awesomest person in the world.

Codith is my bestest friend

by Kellie Jyl December 10, 2008

coditude

When you consume a scarce global resource (possibly on the brink of extinction) because if you don't, someone else will anyway and why should you miss out. Originally started in respect of the cod, but applies to any animal, mineral or energy resource.

I told Phil that sea bass was an endangered species, but when were at the fishmonger he showed complete coditude because he bought it anyway, he said that if he hadn't eaten it someone else would and why should he make that sacrifice

by Countryfarmer August 7, 2010

Coditis

When someone misses school or work having recently obtained a new Call of Duty game. It can in fact be used for any game, not just CoD.

Teacher: 'Where's (name)?'
Students: 'He probably has coditis sir.'

by ryanocerous123 February 26, 2011

codethulhu

Software source code so badly written it is clearly the work of ancient evil. Or cheap overseas labor.

The open source driver delivered by the manufacturer was of codethulhu quality, and had to be rewritten from scratch.

by Paladinski April 25, 2014

Coith

A term used to define the physical splitting of the penis directly down the middle.

Coith/Coithed/Coither

"Wow, man, Britney nearly caught me cheating. She nearly coithed me."

by CoithMaster418 November 6, 2017

CoDitioned

A portmanteau of 'CoD' (the acronym for "Call of Duty") and 'conditioned'. It is the quality of being conditioned by Call of Duty, i.e. having methods and preferences that are influenced by Call of Duty to a point of being second-nature.
Examples include naturally recalling Call of Duty's control scheme and comparing other First Person Shooters' controls to Call of Duty's.
This phenomenon can affect any aspect of video games from graphics to gameplay features, and could even affect other genres of games. Major cases of being CoDitioned include Call of Duty influencing non-video game aspects of one's life.

I tried playing Halo after years of playing Call of Duty, but I kept chucking grenades when I just wanted to use my Battle Rifle scope. All those years have CoDitioned me!

I was running late for class, but I forgot to equip Marathon, so I kept losing my breath. I've been CoDitioned in real life!

by MikeCossack May 9, 2011

Coditas

An advocate of clean code. Builds awesome software solutions. Designs one-of-a-kind user experiences. Genuinely cares about the growth and development of team members. Makes the daily work drill fun.

Code is art. Code is us. Together, they make Coditas.

by anonymous November 24, 2021