coditude

When you consume a scarce global resource (possibly on the brink of extinction) because if you don't, someone else will anyway and why should you miss out. Originally started in respect of the cod, but applies to any animal, mineral or energy resource.

I told Phil that sea bass was an endangered species, but when were at the fishmonger he showed complete coditude because he bought it anyway, he said that if he hadn't eaten it someone else would and why should he make that sacrifice

by Countryfarmer August 7, 2010

coditude

code is languages machines understand. tude is state of being able to understand code.

layman: I can't understand why my phone is so slow
engineer: show some coditude and free some space.

by coder1100 November 23, 2023

choditude

Main Entry: cho•di•tude

Pronunciation: \ˈch-ōde-ə-ˌtüd\
Function: adjective

commonly used when describing someone’s chode like attitude

comes from the root word chode (someone acting out in a cocky, defiant, or arrogant manner in an attempt to be cool, funny, offensive, or annoying; someone with a know-it-all or irritating demeanor worse then that of an ass; most of the time they don’t even know it)

"man that guy has the worst choditude!"

"can you believe her choditude, what a dill-hole!"

"after turning 18 my nephew has had the worst choditude"

by MouseyHazelnut March 3, 2010

Covitude

A subcategory of attitude that occurs during specific types of pandemics. It often shows up when you have been in isolation far too long and seem to have lost the ability to speak politely or hold in your feelings

I may need to seek medical help to keep my covitude in check if I hear any more stupidity come out of that persons mouth. Perhaps it’s too late

by Jschow January 13, 2021