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A term used to define the physical splitting of the penis directly down the middle.

Coith/Coithed/Coither
"Wow, man, Britney nearly caught me cheating. She nearly coithed me."
Coith by CoithMaster418 November 6, 2017
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Referring to a person as a penis split by the act of coithing.
"You're such a coith, Dan."
Coith by CoithMaster418 November 6, 2017
Related Words

coitsian 

Have sexual intetcourse with an person of asian descent (coitus+asian).
When I went to the Chinese buffet,I brought home a cute little Asian waitress and I had the best coitsian ever.
coitsian by olive man April 13, 2015

coituous 

A flavour that you didn’t expect caused when things that aren’t meant to go together work well.
When mix food together, it makes a nice aroma - that ends up being a nice “coituous”.
coituous by yungFillyFan September 24, 2020

Caithlyn 

Caithlyn is shy with some people but will be her crazy energetic self when she's with other people. She cares alot for other's feelings and when someone is sad she cheers them up right away ❤ She is a musical person and abit of a perfectionist. Caithlyns are amazing!
Caithlyn, you're the best!
Caithlyn by Randomxpeepx January 20, 2019

airborne coitus 

Periphrastic speech for flying fuck, usually preceded by "I don't give a . . . . ".
I don't give an airborne coitus what Massachuetts senators think!
airborne coitus by Duckbutt November 20, 2005

Amy Coathanger Barrett

The worst bitch on this planet. Welcome to Gilead and blessed be the fruit. Expand the fucking court.
Amy Coathanger Barrett can’t even list the five freedoms guaranteed in the first amendment. She shouldn’t be on the Supreme Court.
Amy Coathanger Barrett by shht October 31, 2020
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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