Coctupus

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-A person being rude or is annoying to deal with

-compared to being made of tiny dicks

Person 1) "shut the hell up you stupid bitch!"

Person 2) "fuckin coctupus , who do you think your talking to?!"

Coctupus by LantaCelluli July 12, 2021

Words you can keep

coctopus ratio

When at a social gathering, it refers to the ratio of men to women.

Brian: Did you see all of those fine ass hoes in there?
Mike: Yeah the coctopus ratio was like one to two.

coctopus ratio by Rosegger January 17, 2008

Related Words

Coctupus • coctopus • Cactupus • Cactupussy • cocktupus blockus • Cocktupuss • coctapus • coctopus ratio • coctopuss • coctopussy

Cactupus

Cactupus is a word, it means both everything and nothing and can be used in any context.

It also sounds like it should be a word, but isn't.

The english language does not have a word that means nothing and everything. To be honest i think this is a disgrace.

Dude, I love your cactupus
Thats a beautiful cactupus
Touch my cactupus
Feel my cactupus
Put that cactupus away
Don't put that cactupus in your pocket, It'll eat away at the lining like an agitated flan
Dunk my cactupus
Cactupus that bitch
What kind of cactupus are you!?!
I think ive got a cactupus wedged in my ass
Cactupus sucks
Cactupus sucks your mum
Cactupus sucks your dad
Cactupus sucks everyone
Everyone sucks cactupus
Everyone is getting bored of the sucks analogy... cactupus
That cactupus just exploded!!
That cactupus just imploded!?!
What the hell is a cactupus?
Are you a cactupus?
Is he a cactupus?
Is that a cactupus?
Could you tell your cactupus to stop humping my leg?

Cactupus by The man with the erection May 11, 2009

coctopuss

the ratio of males to females; typically with reference to a social setting.

Whats's the coctopuss situation at the bar?

coctopuss by John and Aaron November 23, 2011

Cocktupuss

definition; (noun) the ratio of cock to vagina in any given situation

Used in a sentence

"The cocktupuss at that party last night was amazing"

Cocktupuss by DJ E-Clipse August 9, 2009

coctopus

theoretical sexual position involving a girl taking two cocks in the ass, vagina, and mouth while also giving two handjobs

Melvin: Dude check out this coctopus shit!!
Andy: Hentai is fucked up...

coctopus by jofah November 8, 2007

coctopus

Eight weiners in or around one girl (or guy).

"Dude, check out this crazy porno. That girl's got two in the coo, four in the back door, and a man in each hand. She's a genuine coctopus."

coctopus by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026