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1. A woman who intercepts a swamp donkey.
2. A woman who intercepts a swamp donkey from continuously farting on a much more attractive mans lap that needs to be saved. The cocktupus blockus is a hero that really cares about that friend, and doesn't want that friend to feel violated or made to feel dirty....
1.The swamp donkey nearly snagged her prey when a cocktupus blockus sweeped him away
by Dave "the wave" December 12, 2010
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