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Cockboggle 

How you feel after you see your friend's cock looking like an eldritch horror of some kind of weird swamp monster
"Dude, he pulled his pants down in PE and absolutely cockboggle (d) me, I can't look at him the same way ever again"
Cockboggle by Kova1203 January 19, 2022
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Cockjiggler 

the act of grabbing ones cock and shaking it like there is no tomorrow.
"Wow I saw Jeremy cockjiggling like a madman yesterday."
"Wow cub is such a cockjiggler!"
Cockjiggler by Senor Wildman October 5, 2011

comboggled 

Verb
1. state of extreme confusion and/or frustration.
2. acting or thinking without sense, clarity, understanding, or intelligence.
3. state marked by ignorance or the feeling that one is lost or overwhelmed.

other forms:
comboggle, comboggles, comboggling
"Josh's behavior comboggled everyone."

"Josh was comboggled by all of the activity around him."

"Comboggled, Josh could think of nothing to say."

comboggled by smmilford November 10, 2005

cockmongler

A man who (given opportunity) -will- suck your cock.
cockmongler by Anonymous December 6, 2004

cockbobbler 

A person who "bobbles" the cock whilst performing felatio, making for an awkward moment during the sexual experience. This usually involves the penis popping out of the mouth and the giver of the blow job having to awkwardly re-establish the rhythm of the blow job.
The blow job was okay, but Amanda is such a cockbobbler because she gets so into it.
cockbobbler by Danielle P. March 20, 2006

cocknuggle 

A cocknuggle is a person who technically, nuggles a cock. See nuggle.
Tom Cruise is such a cocknuggle.
cocknuggle by Shawn Rasmussen August 26, 2006

cockdoggie 

small hot dogs wraped in biscuit dough.
Food. Look at all this food.

What a beautiful party. Little cockdoggies.

They're called cocktail wienies.

Wienies. I'm so sorry. My English is not so good.

But I'm learning.

Enrico Pollini (Rowan Atkinson) in Rat Race
cockdoggie by james007bond March 12, 2010
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Failure Shower 

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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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