4 definitions by Sam Majik

Diamond Dick

When your one's penis/erection extremely hard; sometimes to the degree that it hurts.

"I had a bad case of diamond dick, so I had to rub one out before it became a problem."

by Sam Majik December 18, 2019

The act of hitting a penis layed out on a flat surface with something heavy, causing immense pain.

My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.

by Sam Majik November 3, 2016

To have sex in the most hardcore way possible, past tense. (This word is straight from the 'hood. No bullshit.)

"I freaked the shit outta that girl last night!"

by Sam Majik February 27, 2017

"What a f**kin' cockwoggle."

"The idiot not only is a dickhead, but a total cockwoggle."

by Sam Majik February 27, 2017