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Cockjiggler 

the act of grabbing ones cock and shaking it like there is no tomorrow.
"Wow I saw Jeremy cockjiggling like a madman yesterday."
"Wow cub is such a cockjiggler!"
Cockjiggler by Senor Wildman October 5, 2011
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cockjiggler 

a gigolo who works for men
Greg is the best cockjiggler in town. He gives all his clients what they pay for.
cockjiggler by menyasovootgreg November 12, 2009

cockgoggler

cockgoggle. verb. :
To oogle the cocks.
To hand multiple cocks at once.
To be multi-tasking in a swimming pool full of cocks.
To wear cocks as goggles.

cockgoggler. noun. :
A proprieter of cocks.
A juggler of cocks.
An avid fan of the cocks.
This is your new cheif headmaster cockgoggler, George W. Bush. He will now do a leetal dance for you and all of your cocks to enjoy!
cockgoggler by klutz January 28, 2003

Cockniggle 

1.A word used to make fun of people. 2.A black penis. 3.A way to have sex.

1.Your such a cockniggle. 2.Your cockniggles the size of Pittsburgh 3.Did she give you a cockniggle?
Cockniggle by Nick Wasson May 4, 2008

cockjuggler 

Yet another word for a slut; a girl (or guy) who does a balancing act in their sex life, having many male partners at a time.
That bitch is one hell of a cockjuggler; she is sleeping with seven different guys right now!!
cockjuggler by Dewey May 24, 2004

cockjangler 

A person who jangles a cock on his face while eating pie.
Donovan Lewis is a Cockjangler who likes lemon mirange.

cocknigger 

An insult that is offensive and rolls off the tounge. Goes great in any flame. Term originally created and used by MajiBOB.
You sir, are an incompetant cocknigger.
cocknigger by -Drakken August 23, 2003
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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