Cockund

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A variation of Cockend, which is an alternative for dickhead or bellend. Generally a more upperclass version of the term.

He's a right cockund, isn't he?

Aye, quite the cockund.

Cockund by Reginald B. Pincheworthy February 28, 2018

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Cockandballtorture

Biggest Number Known In Existance

Jimmy: Bro, i just had cockandballtorture with my AUNT!
Gay Cunt: na nigga u gay

*literaly everyone dies*

Cockandballtorture by G0st March 26, 2019

Related Words

Cockund • cockend • Cockender • CockandBallology • Cockandspeil • cockendorf • Cockndballtorture • Cocknudge • cocknundrum • cockuldoo

Cocknudge

When you nudge a person with your cock to make them do something.

I was ready to dive but a little hesitant when I was cock nudged from behind.

Or

This morning I cocknudged my girlfriend to get her in the mood

Cocknudge by Mrcolnago August 9, 2012

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Cockndballtorture

To squeeze and twist a mans nuts till one pops

“OH NO OH NO I THINK MY NUT POPPED THATS COCKNDBALLTORTURE”

The torturing of the penis and balls

Cockndballtorture by Cuntpop April 30, 2020

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cockandballs

The entire span of a male's genitals as a whole. Instead of the seperatist 'cock and balls', the zen pronunciation would not include the spatial demarcations between the words, allowing the phrase to flow when spoken, into a state of oneness.

I heard Lewie got punched in the cockandballs by Baby's tongue while he slept.

cockandballs by Mikey G October 20, 2003

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cockandballtorture

lasagna

man i love cockandballtorture with my lasagna

cockandballtorture by peepeepoopoo32 August 10, 2021

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Cockungus

When your cock is so abnormally bulging that it looks like it’s growing a fungus.

Damnnn Dylan you packin some cockungus down there?! Let me get a taste!

Cockungus by Cockungus February 4, 2023

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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