Cockund

A variation of Cockend, which is an alternative for dickhead or bellend. Generally a more upperclass version of the term.

He's a right cockund, isn't he?

Aye, quite the cockund.

by Reginald B. Pincheworthy February 28, 2018

Cockandballtorture

Biggest Number Known In Existance

Jimmy: Bro, i just had cockandballtorture with my AUNT!
Gay Cunt: na nigga u gay

*literaly everyone dies*

by G0st March 26, 2019

Cocknudge

When you nudge a person with your cock to make them do something.

I was ready to dive but a little hesitant when I was cock nudged from behind.

Or

This morning I cocknudged my girlfriend to get her in the mood

by Mrcolnago August 9, 2012

Cockndballtorture

To squeeze and twist a mans nuts till one pops

“OH NO OH NO I THINK MY NUT POPPED THATS COCKNDBALLTORTURE”

The torturing of the penis and balls

by Cuntpop April 30, 2020

cockandballs

The entire span of a male's genitals as a whole. Instead of the seperatist 'cock and balls', the zen pronunciation would not include the spatial demarcations between the words, allowing the phrase to flow when spoken, into a state of oneness.

I heard Lewie got punched in the cockandballs by Baby's tongue while he slept.

by Mikey G October 20, 2003

cockandballtorture

lasagna

man i love cockandballtorture with my lasagna

by peepeepoopoo32 August 10, 2021

Cockungus

When your cock is so abnormally bulging that it looks like it’s growing a fungus.

Damnnn Dylan you packin some cockungus down there?! Let me get a taste!

by Cockungus February 4, 2023