cockend

A variation of the old British favorite bellend, cockend is most commonly used as a random meaningless insult delivered in jest whilst in the company of peers.

"You, good sir, are a bad bad cockend."

by Chrisfu September 8, 2003

cockend

An individual who has a demanour or holds opinions that show them to be benignly dim.

"I find Jeremy Clarkson entertaining and refreshingly irreverent"

"I thought you were alright but I realise you're actually a cockend"

by Dan 88 November 1, 2007

Cockender

A member of "Eastenders" being a cock...

"Max Branning's being a total cockender this week!"

by Jarvis Focker September 1, 2009

weeping cockend

A cock (penis) that has caught something off a dirty minge (vagina), which makes it then weep yellow or green stuff out of the end (japs eye)...

"Ewww im not going to suck that, you have a weeping cockend"

by delladette July 13, 2006