A variation of the old British favorite bellend, cockend is most commonly used as a random meaningless insult delivered in jest whilst in the company of peers.
"You, good sir, are a bad bad cockend."
by Chrisfu September 08, 2003
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An individual who has a demanour or holds opinions that show them to be benignly dim.
"I find Jeremy Clarkson entertaining and refreshingly irreverent"

"I thought you were alright but I realise you're actually a cockend"
by Dan 88 October 16, 2007
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A cock (penis) that has caught something off a dirty minge (vagina), which makes it then weep yellow or green stuff out of the end (japs eye)...
"Ewww im not going to suck that, you have a weeping cockend"
by delladette July 13, 2006
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