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Cockungus

When your cock is so abnormally bulging that it looks like it’s growing a fungus.
Damnnn Dylan you packin some cockungus down there?! Let me get a taste!
by Cockungus February 4, 2023
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Cockulus

having a teenage sexual affair while pretending to be studying for Calculus, and hiding it from one's parents, also known as being tutored in any mathe realted subject.
"I'm off to study Cockulus with Ben. I'll be back in....ten minutes."
by A/N December 22, 2007
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cachungus my nungus

A term used to greet friends.
Friend 1: Cachungus my nungus

Friend 2: was poppin boi
by ItzYaBoiVegeta August 9, 2017
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cockanus

A man putting his own cock in his ass.
Man 1: "Look, i've managed to put my own cock in my ass!"

Man 2: "Yeah, the good ol' cockanus"
by PappaSpanx December 18, 2008
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cockubus

A demon that, according to legend, visits straight men at night to give them fellatio. At then end of the fellatious encounter, the demon spits the victim's semen back at his face, and flies away like a fairy. The victims are usually left scarred for life, and thus become homosexuals. This is supposedly the legend of how homosexuality was started.
Dude, I swear a cockubus visited me last night. I suddenly have the urge to watch Oprah, and I'm craving Emo music. I also have a jones for some cock. Am I turning gay?
by Rabbi Judish January 28, 2007
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Cockulus

Cockulus is the mathematical study of how many cumulative inches/ feet of cock a person has over time had in side of them, in the same way that geometry is the study of shape and algebra is the study of operations and their application to solving equations. The most simple form of Cockulus is estimating the average penis size times the amount of partners the individual in question has had equals the amount of pipe that has been laid inside of them. That equation is Cockulus
please get out your calculator, we need to do some Cockulus to figure out how much pipe has been laid inside that girl.
by Mechwarrior666 July 7, 2014
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