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Cocktache

1 - The use of a penis as a fake moustache

2 - The arrangement of semen as a fake moustache

3 - An arrangement of pubic hair
He found it difficult to preen his Hitler cocktache
by DKwordsworth August 9, 2010
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cockschelle

A "Cockschelle" is the german word for when you punch someone with your massive dick.

The word got famous through the german youtuber/rapper/kellerbaron Mois

Oh yeah nahui
"Ich gebe deiner Kahba eine massive Cockschelle

Oh yeah nahui"
by trash.uchiha March 1, 2019
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Cockstacle

A male that impedes another male's ability to mate.
Guy 1: "Did you see Justyn almost take home the drunk chick?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, too bad the designated driver saved her from him."

Guy 1: "Dude, I know. What a cockstacle."
by mebematt77 January 25, 2009
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cocktable

mixture of a cock and a table, very common in north dakota
thats a very nice cocktable
by cocktableman August 25, 2009
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Cockstache (Cock Mustache)

When a female has a guy's balls in her mouth and his dick is horizontal across her face underneath her nose. This overall making it look like the girl has a cockstache or cock mustache.

If the dude has some pubes, it could also be called giving a girl a Bitler
How about you suck my balls....my dick is across her face. Hmm how do you like my Cockstache (Cock Mustache)hardy har harrr
by HmmmAwkwardd September 16, 2011
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cockjacker

The action of hijacking / theiving / obtaining a penis to ride or pump in a sexual manner.
Rob is a cockjacker as last night he took advantage of Frank
by Denzel Large December 30, 2007
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Cockface Motherfucker

The term used by a woman to describe or address the man that has thrown her under the bus to save himself, disrespected her, intentionally and repeatedly hurt her emotionally, physically and mentally.
"Jeff is such a cockface motherfucker, I want to stab him in the eye!"
by TheBossB March 1, 2015
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