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A child around the age of 10/11 who is trying to act like a teenager - wears teen clothes, makeup ect.
"Ewwww, i hate preens, they suck"
Preen by Starlett March 18, 2003
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Shortened name for a pre-teen who is especially annoying or pre-teenish. Or can mean any pre-teen in general.
Middle schoolers are generally all preens.
preen by J. Walt October 28, 2007
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Bastardized form of the word Preteen--used to refer to someone who's being a teenage douchebag.
Man, that girl's acting like such a preen with her boyfriend.
Preen by JP May 8, 2004
also applies to any teenager who tries to act like one, but whose parts haven't started working yet
Look at that preen flirting it up with those girls! They must be a foot taller than him!
Preen by Alex March 18, 2003

preen-up 

An agreement that is signed prior to marriage where your fiancee/fiance agrees to keep up their physical appearance after you are married.
Looks like the hubby is sportin' a beer belly should have signed a preen-up, girlfriend!

Dude, your wife used to be a hottie now she is NOTtie...hope you signed a preen-up!
preen-up by Tiffwit April 13, 2010

Hair Preen 

A classic move done by females to stroke their hair and indicate sexual interest to a guy.

It is rarely done unconsciously as a fixer upper to look better to the guy, but moreso as an obvious communicator, a sort of code language for being into someone.
That chick totally hair preened me the other day and did it until I noticed her, and she totally wanted the dick.
Hair Preen by GeniusBansel April 23, 2018

Pennsylvania Preen

When an anthro bird rubs their cloaca on a womans chest. This is a term sometimes used by avian furries on rare occasions.
Oh my gosh, Johnny gave me a Pennsylvania Preen last night it was so fucking hot.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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